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Daddy Dong Legs
Only the most blessed men get this title. They’ve got a cock so big it could be a legend.
He got called Daddy Dong Legs at the gym.
His mom said he was the cockiest man she ever saw.
He got a tattoo that said 'Daddy Dong Legs'.
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Daddy Dong
A Daddy Dong is the huge, sausage-like penis that a man like your dad has. It’s so big it could give a horse a complex.
My dad’s Dong is so big, my mom had to take a loan to buy him a new pair of pants.
He showed it off at the family reunion. Everyone ran away screaming.
My cousin tried to measure it. He got stuck halfway.
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Daddy Dong
A Daddy Dong is a giant spider with a penis for legs. It’s so scary, it makes spiders look like babies.
That thing crawled on my leg. I thought I was gonna die.
My friend saw it in the woods. He now lives in a van.
It’s so big, it eats little kids for breakfast.
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Daddy Dong
A Daddy Dong is a monster so huge, it makes you want to cry. It’s so big, it could probably beat up a dragon.
I saw it in the gym. The guy was lifting weights with his Dong.
My neighbor’s Dong is so big, it’s got its own Instagram.
He tried to hide it under a blanket. It just came out.
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Daddy Dong
A Daddy Dong is a rich old man who wears tight velour sweatpants and has a bulge so big, it looks like it’s about to break free.
He walks in like he owns the place. His Dong is the reason.
He’s got a Dong so big, he can’t sit down without a chair.
He showed it off at the party. Everyone lost their minds.
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Daddy Dong
A Daddy Dong is when your cheeks are so clapped, you feel like a god. It’s like you just beat up the universe.
My cheeks were clapping so hard, I turned into a god.
He clapped so loud, the whole neighborhood heard it.
She clapped her cheeks so much, her face turned red.
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Daddy Donald
Daddy Donald is Donald Trump. He’s like a dad who thinks he’s still hot. His orange face, stupid hair, and tiny pecker make me want to laugh and scream at the same time.
I saw Daddy Donald at the gym. He was flexing and pretending he had a six-pack. I just stared at his tiny dick and laughed.
My mom called him Daddy Donald. I told her I’d rather be called the Trump of disappointment.
Daddy Donald tried to propose to a model. She said yes, but only because she got a free airplane.
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Daddy Donald
Daddy Donald is Trump, but he’s like a dad who still thinks he’s the best. His hair is fake, his skin is orange, and his tiny weenie makes me want to punch him.
Daddy Donald showed up at a baby shower. He tried to give a speech. Nobody laughed. They just stared at his tiny weenie.
My teacher called him Daddy Donald. I asked why. She said because he’s like a dad who still thinks he’s a king.
Daddy Donald called me on the phone. He said I was the future. I said I was also the future of him being sad.
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Daddy Donald
Daddy Donald is Trump. He’s like a dad who still thinks he’s cool. He has orange skin, a stupid hairdo, and a tiny pecker that makes me want to cry.
Daddy Donald came to my school. He tried to teach math. He said 1 plus 1 is 20. I cried because my brain hurt.
My cousin called him Daddy Donald. He said it was because he looked like a dad who failed life.
Daddy Donald tried to dance. He looked like a chicken. I told him he was the chicken of chaos.
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Daddy Dollars
Cash you get from your dad that he probably stole and didn't earn. It's like a free lunch but with less food and more shame.
Dad just handed me $50 and said, 'This is for your new phone.' I know he got it from robbing a bank.
My dad gave me $20 for my birthday and said, 'I earned it by winning a bet with my cousin.' I don't believe him.
He gave me $100 and said, 'This is so you don't have to work.' I'm going to spend it on pizza and then work anyway.
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Daddy Dollars
A rapper from Dade County who raps about killing people and getting arrested. He's like the cool kid who always gets in trouble.
Trick Daddy just dropped a new song about shooting his ex and getting arrested at a gas station.
He raps about violence and then gets arrested for fighting in a mall.
He got in trouble with the cops again and now he's got a new song called 'Jail Time.'
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Daddy Dollars
A dad who shows up like a magician, throws you gifts and cash, then vanishes like he was never there. He’s a fraud with a silver dollar.
My dad showed up with a suitcase full of cash, said 'I'm rich now,' and then disappeared for three years.
He showed up with a new phone, a video game, and a promise to come back. He didn't.
He came in like a superhero, gave me $200, and then vanished like he was never there.
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Daddy Doinker
A guy with a dick who shoves it up his dad’s butt while his dad is gay and having fun with his butt.
Dad, I swear I didn’t do it. I was just being a Daddy Doinker.
I’m not gay. I’m just a Daddy Doinker.
Why is my dad laughing? Because I’m a Daddy Doinker.
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Daddy Doinker
A man who uses his hard-on to go up his dad’s butt while they both enjoy a good butt-f***.
I’m not a pervert. I’m just a Daddy Doinker.
Dad, I’m not gay. I’m just a Daddy Doinker.
I didn’t cheat on my mom. I was just a Daddy Doinker.
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Daddy Doinker
A guy who takes his dad’s butt and gives it a good ***ing while they both like it.
I’m not weird. I’m just a Daddy Doinker.
I didn’t mess up my dad’s pants. I was just a Daddy Doinker.
I’m not a monster. I’m just a Daddy Doinker.
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Daddy Doinker
A man with a big or small dick who goes up his dad’s butt while having a good time with him.
I’m not cheating. I’m just a Daddy Doinker.
Dad, I didn’t steal your pants. I was just a Daddy Doinker.
Why is my dad smiling? Because I’m a Daddy Doinker.
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Daddy Doinker
A guy who uses his cock to go up his dad’s butt while they both get a good ***ing.
I’m not a beast. I’m just a Daddy Doinker.
Dad, I didn’t mess up your pants. I was just a Daddy Doinker.
I didn’t steal your shirt. I was just a Daddy Doinker.
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Daddy Doinker
A man who sticks his dick in his dad’s butt while having a good time with him.
I’m not gay. I’m just a Daddy Doinker.
Dad, I didn’t steal your pants. I was just a Daddy Doinker.
Why is my dad laughing? Because I’m a Daddy Doinker.
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Daddy Doesn't Love me Syndrome
Girls who would kiss a frog if it had a six-pack and a dad joke.
I'll date that guy even if he smells like old pizza.
I'll wear that dumb outfit just to get a like.
I'll flirt with his brother just to make him jealous.
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Daddy Doesn't Love me Syndrome
Girls who think their worth is based on how many boys text them instead of their mom.
He said I was cute, so I’m going to the prom with him.
I’m ignoring my mom because he messaged me.
I got a B on my test, but he said I was hot, so I don’t care.
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