Daddy Dong

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A Daddy Dong is the huge, sausage-like penis that a man like your dad has. It’s so big it could give a horse a complex.

My dad’s Dong is so big, my mom had to take a loan to buy him a new pair of pants.

He showed it off at the family reunion. Everyone ran away screaming.

My cousin tried to measure it. He got stuck halfway.

A Daddy Dong is a giant spider with a penis for legs. It’s so scary, it makes spiders look like babies.

That thing crawled on my leg. I thought I was gonna die.

My friend saw it in the woods. He now lives in a van.

It’s so big, it eats little kids for breakfast.

A Daddy Dong is a monster so huge, it makes you want to cry. It’s so big, it could probably beat up a dragon.

I saw it in the gym. The guy was lifting weights with his Dong.

My neighbor’s Dong is so big, it’s got its own Instagram.

He tried to hide it under a blanket. It just came out.

A Daddy Dong is a rich old man who wears tight velour sweatpants and has a bulge so big, it looks like it’s about to break free.

He walks in like he owns the place. His Dong is the reason.

He’s got a Dong so big, he can’t sit down without a chair.

He showed it off at the party. Everyone lost their minds.

A Daddy Dong is when your cheeks are so clapped, you feel like a god. It’s like you just beat up the universe.

My cheeks were clapping so hard, I turned into a god.

He clapped so loud, the whole neighborhood heard it.

She clapped her cheeks so much, her face turned red.