Daddy Dong Legs

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A giant spider with a penis so big it looks like it has legs made of meat. It’s like a horror movie spider but with a side of cock.

"Daddy Dong Legs? That’s not a spider, that’s a cock monster."

My little brother screamed when he saw it in the woods.

He tried to take a picture, but the thing chased him.

Wisconsin kids say this when something is so cool it makes your brain explode and your pants fall down.

"That video game is Daddy Dong Legs."

She got a 100 on the test and said, 'This is Daddy Dong Legs.'

He ate three pizzas and said, 'This is Daddy Dong Legs.'

A mythical monster that looks like it was born from a cock and a leg. People who see it run away screaming because it’s so gross and big.

He saw it in the forest and ran home crying.

She tried to take a selfie with it and got scared.

They said it had a cock bigger than a truck.

A guy with a cock so big it looks like it’s half his body. It’s like he’s got a cock on each leg.

He walked into the room and everyone gasped.

His friend said, 'You’ve got Daddy Dong Legs.'

He tried to do sit-ups but his cock got in the way.

Only the most blessed men get this title. They’ve got a cock so big it could be a legend.

He got called Daddy Dong Legs at the gym.

His mom said he was the cockiest man she ever saw.

He got a tattoo that said 'Daddy Dong Legs'.