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Daddy Dota

He's the father of fancy, but he's also the biggest autist. He sucks poppychulo's cock and still claims to be smart.

"I'm the father of fancy. You're just a low-life autist."

He sucked poppychulo's cock in front of everyone.

He claims he's smart, but he can't even beat me in chess.

Daddy Doom

The best Apex player in the world. If you doubt me one more time, I will turn your mom into a meat grinder and laugh while I do it.

Daddy Doom: You think you’re better than me? I’ll take your mom and make her my snack.

I’ll beat you in Apex so hard, your mom will wish she was a potato.

You doubt me? I’ll turn your mom into a meat pie and eat it at my next family dinner.

Daddy Doom

The king of Apex. If you question me, I’ll take your mom and make her my personal snack.

You think you’re better than me? I’ll take your mom and make her my personal snack.

Doubt me again? I’ll turn your mom into my meat grinder and eat her for lunch.

You’re not even close to being as good as me. I’ll take your mom and make her my meat pie.

Daddy Doom

The number one Apex player. If you ever doubt me again, I’ll take your mom and turn her into a meat grinder.

Daddy Doom: I’ll take your mom and turn her into a meat grinder. No mercy.

You doubt me again? Your mom is going to be my next meal.

I’ll beat you in Apex so bad, your mom will be my meat grinder for the next week.

Daddy Donohoe

A man so ugly he makes the moon cry. He’s like a broken toilet that also smells like old socks. He’s 6'5" and has a weenie so tiny it looks like it belongs to a shrimp. When he gets hard, it’s like a failed science experiment.

He tried to propose to me and I had to cancel my therapy.

His face is so bad, my dog ran away from him.

He asked me to marry him and I told him I’d rather date a raccoon.

Daddy Donohoe

A man who looks like he was born in a trash can and then left in the sun. He’s six foot five and has a dick so small it’s like it’s hiding from the police. When he gets hard, it’s like a sad noodle.

He tried to flirt with me and I had to go to the bathroom to calm down.

He asked me to be his girlfriend and I told him to go back to the trash can.

He sent me a DM saying he wanted to have a baby and I told him to take a nap.

Daddy Donohoe

A man so hideous he could make a vampire run screaming. He’s 6'5" and looks like he’s been stuck in a blender. His weenie is so tiny it could fit in a teacup. When he gets hard, it’s like a broken pencil.

He tried to ask me out and I had to call my mom for help.

He sent me a text saying he wanted to kiss me and I told him to go eat a donut.

He tried to impress me and I had to leave the room.

Daddy Donkey

A woman is riding a donkey like it's her husband and yells 'Daddy' while it's giving her the best ride of her life.

My aunt rode a donkey at the fair and screamed 'Daddy' so loud the donkey ran away.

She called the donkey 'Daddy' while it was giving her the best ride of her life.

At the zoo, a woman yelled 'Daddy' while riding a donkey like it was her ex.

Daddy Donkey

A man older than a tree dumps his junk in a urinal used by a trans woman with a wiener, then beats a donkey like it owes him money.

The guy at the bar peed in a urinal used by a trans woman and then beat a donkey like it stole his lunch money.

He peed in the urinal and then kicked a donkey until it made a noise like a goat.

Old man peed in the urinal, then kicked the donkey until it cried.

Like mommy milkers, but for guys with pecs so big they could punch a hole in a wall!

Bro, your chest is so big I think it's gonna explode.

That man flexed so hard I heard a cow moo from the next town.

He’s not just a daddy donker, he’s a daddy donker with a side of beef.

When a man’s pecs are so huge, they make your mom look like she skipped a meal.

That guy’s pecs are like two steaks and a side of fries.

He flexed so much, I got a free taco from the street vendor.

His chest is so big, it’s got its own ZIP code.

For men who don’t just have pecs, they have pecs with a attitude.

He flexed so hard, the gym shook like it was earthquake season.

His pecs are so big, they could start their own band.

He’s not just a daddy donker, he’s a daddy donker with a side of swagger.

When a guy’s pecs are so big, they could probably bench-press a donkey.

His chest is so big, it could probably bench-press a donkey.

He flexed so hard, the donkey got a free donut.

That guy’s pecs are so big, they’re basically a second job.

For guys who have pecs so big, they could probably start their own gym.

His pecs are so big, they could start their own gym.

That man’s chest is so big, it has its own membership.

He flexed so much, the gym signed him as a lifetime member.

When a guy’s pecs are so big, they could probably be a full-time side dish.

His chest is so big, it’s like a full-course meal.

He flexed so much, the waiter brought a second plate.

That man’s pecs could probably be a side dish at the buffet.

A giant spider with a penis so big it looks like it has legs made of meat. It’s like a horror movie spider but with a side of cock.

"Daddy Dong Legs? That’s not a spider, that’s a cock monster."

My little brother screamed when he saw it in the woods.

He tried to take a picture, but the thing chased him.

Wisconsin kids say this when something is so cool it makes your brain explode and your pants fall down.

"That video game is Daddy Dong Legs."

She got a 100 on the test and said, 'This is Daddy Dong Legs.'

He ate three pizzas and said, 'This is Daddy Dong Legs.'

A mythical monster that looks like it was born from a cock and a leg. People who see it run away screaming because it’s so gross and big.

He saw it in the forest and ran home crying.

She tried to take a selfie with it and got scared.

They said it had a cock bigger than a truck.

A guy with a cock so big it looks like it’s half his body. It’s like he’s got a cock on each leg.

He walked into the room and everyone gasped.

His friend said, 'You’ve got Daddy Dong Legs.'

He tried to do sit-ups but his cock got in the way.