Daddy Donohoe
A man so ugly he makes the moon cry. He’s like a broken toilet that also smells like old socks. He’s 6'5" and has a weenie so tiny it looks like it belongs to a shrimp. When he gets hard, it’s like a failed science experiment.
He tried to propose to me and I had to cancel my therapy.
His face is so bad, my dog ran away from him.
He asked me to marry him and I told him I’d rather date a raccoon.