Discover Slang

Daddy Drizzlers
when someone’s cum makes your butt look like it’s pregnant. happens most with Rachel or Ashley and their crazy mouth skills.
Rachel’s Daddy Drizzler was so strong, my butt started talking to me.
Ashley’s cum shot hit me so hard, I think I broke my pants.
My butt is now pregnant. All because of a Daddy Drizzler.
Daddy Dre
The guy who makes your heart go boom like a firecracker in a hot dog stand
My ex said he looked like a hot dog with extra sauce
I saw him and my dog started barking at me
My mom said he looked like a firecracker in a hot dog stand
Daddy Dre
The man who could make a salad look like a crime scene
He walked in and my salad was ruined
He looked at my lunch and it cried
He ate my snack and it screamed for help
Daddy Dre
The guy who could make a bathroom look like a palace
He used my bathroom and I found a crown in the toilet
He cleaned my bathroom and I found a diamond ring
He took a dump and it was like a royal event
Daddy Dre
The man who could make your dog jealous of your dating life
My dog walked out on me for him
My dog started barking at me when he showed up
My dog now eats my snacks and I eat his leftovers
Daddy Dre
The guy who could make your mom cry over a pizza
He walked in and my mom started sobbing over the pizza
He ordered pizza and my mom fainted
He took one bite and my mom cried like it was the end of the world
Daddy Dre
The man who could make your dad look like a rookie in the NBA
He played basketball and my dad looked like a rookie
He beat my dad in a game and my dad cried
He took my dad's spot and my dad got fired
Daddy Drapes
Daddy Drapes is a guy who calls himself Daddy but then finger-fucks his own butt while on a video call with his buddy.
Dad: 'I’m the king of the castle, baby.' Then he starts fingering his butt on Zoom.
He says, 'I’m the best Daddy,' then shows his buddy his finger inside his arse on FaceTime.
He calls his friend 'my little prince' while he's finger-fucking his own butt on Skype.
Daddy Drapes
Daddy Drapes is a man who uses the title Daddy but then goes around finger-fucking his own butt to his friends on video calls.
He calls his buddy 'my baby' while he’s finger-fucking his butt on FaceTime.
He says, 'I’m the king of the castle,' then shows his buddy his finger inside his arse on Zoom.
He says, 'I’m the best Daddy in the world,' then starts finger-fucking his own butt on Skype.
Daddy Drapes
Daddy Drapes is someone who already has the nickname Daddy but then goes on video calls to finger-fuck his own butt.
He calls his friend 'my little prince' while he’s finger-fucking his butt on FaceTime.
He says, 'I’m the king of the castle,' and then he finger-fucks his own butt on Zoom.
He says, 'I’m the best Daddy in the world,' and then he shows his buddy his finger in his arse on Skype.
Daddy Drapes
Daddy Drapes is a guy who likes to be called Daddy, but then he finger-fucks his own butt while talking to his buddy on a video call.
He says, 'I’m the king of the castle,' and then he starts finger-fucking his butt on Zoom.
He calls his buddy 'my baby' while he’s finger-fucking his arse on FaceTime.
He says, 'I’m the best Daddy ever,' then shows his buddy his finger inside his butt on Skype.
Daddy Drapes
Daddy Drapes is a guy who acts like a Daddy but then finger-fucks his own butt to his friends on video calls.
He says, 'I’m the king of the castle,' and then he finger-fucks his own butt on FaceTime.
He calls his buddy 'my little prince' while he’s finger-fucking his arse on Zoom.
He says, 'I’m the best Daddy ever,' and then he shows his buddy his finger inside his arse on Skype.
Daddy Drapes
Daddy Drapes is a man who has the nickname Daddy but then finger-fucks his own butt on a video call with his buddy.
He says, 'I’m the king of the castle,' and then he finger-fucks his own butt on Zoom.
He calls his buddy 'my baby' while he’s finger-fucking his arse on FaceTime.
He says, 'I’m the best Daddy in the world,' and then he shows his buddy his finger inside his arse on Skype.
Daddy Draco
A cocky, potion-chugging, backstabbing wizard who smells like old socks and regret.
"Daddy Draco? More like Drip Draco. He couldn't even brew coffee without burning it."
He walked into the room like he owned it. Then he tripped over his own ego.
I tried to befriend him. He turned me into a toad. For fun.
Daddy Draco
A sneaky, potion-drinking, two-faced wizard who thinks he's the main character in everyone's story.
He flaked on the spell. I turned into a chicken. He laughed. Then he ate my chicken sandwich.
He gave me a fake potion. It was just lemon juice and shame.
He called me a 'muggle' in front of my whole family. I still haven't forgiven him.
Daddy Draco
A smelly, spell-chucking, backstabbing wizard who thinks he's the king of the whole damn castle.
He made me clean the cauldrons. Then he threw a potion at me. It was just lemon and spite.
He took all the credit for my spell. I was the one who did the work.
He walked in like he owned the place. Then he accidentally turned the door into a pig.
Daddy Dotard
The name Donald Trump screams when he gets his face smashed by his kids, his wife, and every guy who ever won an election.
Daddy Dotard! I’m gonna win this election and you’ll be eating my leftovers!
Daddy Dotard! You’re gonna get fired by your own daughter!
Daddy Dotard! I’m gonna beat you in the polls and you’ll be crying in your Putin suit!
Daddy Dotard
The title Donald Trump shouts when he’s being taken advantage of by his kids, his wife, and every foreign leader who ever looked him in the eye.
Daddy Dotard! You’re gonna lose this election and I’m gonna laugh in your face!
Daddy Dotard! I’m gonna beat you and you’ll be eating my lunch!
Daddy Dotard! You’re gonna be the butt of every joke and I’m gonna be the punchline!
Daddy Dotard
The name Donald Trump uses when he gets beaten up by his own family and the leaders of other countries.
Daddy Dotard! You’re gonna get your face smashed by your own kids!
Daddy Dotard! I’m gonna win and you’ll be crying in your Trump Tower!
Daddy Dotard! You’re gonna be the joke and I’m gonna be the punchline!
Daddy Dota
He tames e girls like they're his pets, doxes people like it's his job, and ddos servers just for fun. He claims to be a genius but can't even handle a 5'4 man.
"I tamed that e girl in 2 minutes. She was crying."
He doxed my mom and said she was a "cringe human being."
He ddosed the server just because he was bored.
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