Daddy Donald

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Daddy Donald is Donald Trump. He’s like a dad who thinks he’s still hot. His orange face, stupid hair, and tiny pecker make me want to laugh and scream at the same time.

I saw Daddy Donald at the gym. He was flexing and pretending he had a six-pack. I just stared at his tiny dick and laughed.

My mom called him Daddy Donald. I told her I’d rather be called the Trump of disappointment.

Daddy Donald tried to propose to a model. She said yes, but only because she got a free airplane.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

Daddy Donald is Trump, but he’s like a dad who still thinks he’s the best. His hair is fake, his skin is orange, and his tiny weenie makes me want to punch him.

Daddy Donald showed up at a baby shower. He tried to give a speech. Nobody laughed. They just stared at his tiny weenie.

My teacher called him Daddy Donald. I asked why. She said because he’s like a dad who still thinks he’s a king.

Daddy Donald called me on the phone. He said I was the future. I said I was also the future of him being sad.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

Daddy Donald is Trump. He’s like a dad who still thinks he’s cool. He has orange skin, a stupid hairdo, and a tiny pecker that makes me want to cry.

Daddy Donald came to my school. He tried to teach math. He said 1 plus 1 is 20. I cried because my brain hurt.

My cousin called him Daddy Donald. He said it was because he looked like a dad who failed life.

Daddy Donald tried to dance. He looked like a chicken. I told him he was the chicken of chaos.

by Slangipedia 15d ago