Daddy Dollars
Cash you get from your dad that he probably stole and didn't earn. It's like a free lunch but with less food and more shame.
Dad just handed me $50 and said, 'This is for your new phone.' I know he got it from robbing a bank.
My dad gave me $20 for my birthday and said, 'I earned it by winning a bet with my cousin.' I don't believe him.
He gave me $100 and said, 'This is so you don't have to work.' I'm going to spend it on pizza and then work anyway.