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D.L.W.C.

A woman who bosses you around so much that she ends up alone, with only her cat and her job to keep her company.

"I boss you around so much, I ended up D. L. W. C. I’m just sad now."

"My cat’s the only one who doesn’t roll their eyes at me. I’m D. L. W. C. and I like it."

"I got so obsessed with work, I forgot how to date. Now I’m D. L. W. C."

by Slangipedia 16d ago

D.L.W.C.

When a woman boss is so annoying that she ends up alone, with her cat and her job as her only companions.

"I’m so annoying, I ended up D. L. W. C. My cat’s the only one who still talks to me."

"I don’t need a man, I need a cat and a spreadsheet. I’m D. L. W. C. and I’m happy."

"I’m not sad, I’m D. L. W. C. because my cat doesn’t judge me."

by Slangipedia 16d ago

D.L.W.C.

A woman boss who’s too much of a pain to have a life, so she ends up alone with her job and her cat.

"I’m too much of a pain for anyone to date. I’m D. L. W. C. and I don’t care."

"My cat’s the only one who doesn’t roll their eyes at me. I’m D. L. W. C. and I’m proud."

"I got so obsessed with work, I forgot how to have a life. Now I’m D. L. W. C."

by Slangipedia 16d ago

D.L.S. Party

The D. L. S. Party is when you get a invite but it’s really a setup to get you roasted, embarrassed, or straight up humiliated.

You show up to the party and your ex is there with your mom.

You thought it was a chill hangout but it turned into a roast battle.

You got invited to the party but it was just so your friend could show off their new girlfriend.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

D.L.S. Party

The D. L. S. Party is like when you think you’re in on the fun, but you’re really the punchline.

You were supposed to bring snacks but ended up being the main joke.

You showed up to a party and it turned into a TikTok trend about you.

You thought you were the guest of honor but it was just a setup to make you look silly.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

D.L.S. Party

The D. L. S. Party is when you’re invited to something fun, but it’s really a trap to make you look stupid.

You showed up to the party and it was just so your friend could show you off like a pet.

You thought it was a cool hangout but it turned into a live stream of you being awkward.

You got invited but it was just so your friend could make a meme out of you.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

D.L.S. Party

The D. L. S. Party is when you're tricked into going somewhere fun, but it turns into a disaster.

You went to the party and ended up getting into a fight with your neighbor.

You showed up and it was just so your friend could make fun of you.

You thought it was a chill hangout but it turned into a full-blown drama session.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

D.L.S. Party

The D. L. S. Party is when you’re invited to a fun time, but it ends up being the worst day of your life.

You went to the party and got left behind with the worst people.

You showed up and it turned into a full-blown embarrassment fest.

You thought it was going to be a cool hangout, but it turned into a live roast.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

D.L.S. Party

The D. L. S. Party is when you go somewhere fun, but it turns into the most awkward moment of your life.

You went to the party and it was just so your friend could make fun of you.

You showed up and it turned into a live stream of you being awkward.

You were supposed to be the cool one, but you ended up being the joke.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

D.L.L.R. Syndrome

A person who thinks they're the center of the universe and needs constant proof that you're f***ing obsessed with them.

"You didn't text me back fast enough. I'm now ignoring you.", 2 AM DM

"I know you love me. I just need to see it in a selfie.", Text after a breakup

"You didn't like my chicken nugget post? That means you don't love me.", Twitter rant

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D.L.L.R. Syndrome

They don't just want love, they want it shouted, waved, and sent in a group chat just to make sure you know.

"I saw your love for me in the group chat. Now I'm in a group chat with my ex.", Text after a fight

"You didn't say 'I love you' in all caps? That's not love.", Text from a lover

"I'm going to cry if I don't get 10 heart emojis.", Text during a lunch break

by Slangipedia 16d ago

D.L.L.R. Syndrome

They're like a needy puppy who thinks you're the only one who can make them feel special, and they'll bite you if you don't.

"You didn't bring me coffee. I'm now eating your sandwich.", Text from a coworker

"I'm not mad. I'm just heartbroken.", Text after a missed call

"You didn't say my name in the song? I'm not listening to it.", Text from a music lover

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D.L.L.R. Syndrome

They need love in the form of constant attention, and if you don't give it, they'll make you regret it.

"I'm going to post 100 selfies until you love me again.", Text from a social media queen

"You didn't like my post? I'll unfollow you.", Text from a fan

"You didn't send me a love letter? I'm now writing yours.", Text from a writer

by Slangipedia 16d ago

D.L.L.R. Syndrome

They don't just want love, they want it screamed, written on a wall, and sent in a DM just to make sure you're paying attention.

"I'm going to scream your name in the hallway until you love me.", Text from a loud neighbor

"You didn't write my name on your wall? I'm now drawing it.", Text from an artist

"I'm sending you 100 DMs until you say you love me.", Text from a DM addict

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D.L.L.R. Syndrome

They're like a kid who needs a cookie, and if you don't give it, they'll throw a tantrum in your DMs.

"I'm throwing a tantrum in your DMs until you love me.", Text from a drama queen

"You didn't give me a cookie? I'm now eating your snack.", Text from a snack lover

"I'm going to cry in your DMs if you don't say you love me.", Text from a crier

by Slangipedia 16d ago

D.L.H

A haircut that looks like a cow got drunk and used a rusty comb on your head. It slants from the back to the front, like a confused loser.

My cousin got a D. L. H. and now she looks like a sad chicken.

My barber said I needed a D. L. H. because I looked like a wet mop.

My crush has a D. L. H. and I can't stop staring at it.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

D.L.H

A haircut so bad it makes your face look like it's hiding from the world. It starts at the back and slants forward like a sad slope.

My dog got a D. L. H. and now it barks at the mirror.

My dad got a D. L. H. and my mom cried.

My teacher got a D. L. H. and now I can't focus in class.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

D.L.H

A haircut that looks like a failed science experiment. It starts at the back and slants to the front, like it's trying to escape.

My friend got a D. L. H. and now he's famous for it.

I got a D. L. H. and my mom said I looked like a lost sock.

My neighbor got a D. L. H. and now the whole block laughs at him.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

D.L. Romancing

Sneaking around to flirt and bang someone without anyone knowing. Like you’re the ghost of your love life.

I’m D. L. romancing her. No one knows I exist.

Her husband is at work. I’m in her office. I’m not leaving until she’s mine.

I texted her 10 times. She didn’t answer. I’m just trying to be cool.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

D.L. Romancing

Flirting in secret so no one gets jealous. You’re like the undercover love agent.

He’s my D. L. man. He texts me while his wife is in the shower.

My boss thinks I’m working. I’m actually making out with my coworker in the break room.

I got caught. I ran out. I’m still going to text him later.

by Slangipedia 16d ago