D.L.W.C.
A woman boss who’s too much of a pain to have a life, so she ends up alone with her job and her cat.
"I’m too much of a pain for anyone to date. I’m D. L. W. C. and I don’t care."
"My cat’s the only one who doesn’t roll their eyes at me. I’m D. L. W. C. and I’m proud."
"I got so obsessed with work, I forgot how to have a life. Now I’m D. L. W. C."