D.L.W.C.

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A fancy way to say a woman boss is too much of a drama queen to have a life, and her only friends are her cats and her spreadsheets.

"I’m not lonely, I’m just D. L. W. C. because my cat judges me more than my team does."

"My husband left me for a spreadsheet. I’m D. L. W. C. now."

"I don’t need a man, I need a coffee and my cat to survive this week."

When a woman boss is so obsessed with work that she forgets how to be human, and her only social life is her cat’s sneezing schedule.

"My cat knows my schedule better than my boss does. I’m D. L. W. C. for real."

"I’m not single, I’m D. L. W. C. because my cat has a better dating life than me."

"I got fired for talking to my cat instead of my boss. Now I’m D. L. W. C. for life."

A woman boss who’s so stuck on work that she’d rather die than have a relationship, and her only love is her cat’s judgment.

"I’d rather be dead than have a relationship. I’m D. L. W. C. and proud of it."

"My cat’s the only one who understands me. I’m D. L. W. C. and I like it."

"I’m not sad, I’m D. L. W. C. because my cat’s the only one who listens to me."

A woman who bosses you around so much that she ends up alone, with only her cat and her job to keep her company.

"I boss you around so much, I ended up D. L. W. C. I’m just sad now."

"My cat’s the only one who doesn’t roll their eyes at me. I’m D. L. W. C. and I like it."

"I got so obsessed with work, I forgot how to date. Now I’m D. L. W. C."

When a woman boss is so annoying that she ends up alone, with her cat and her job as her only companions.

"I’m so annoying, I ended up D. L. W. C. My cat’s the only one who still talks to me."

"I don’t need a man, I need a cat and a spreadsheet. I’m D. L. W. C. and I’m happy."

"I’m not sad, I’m D. L. W. C. because my cat doesn’t judge me."

A woman boss who’s too much of a pain to have a life, so she ends up alone with her job and her cat.

"I’m too much of a pain for anyone to date. I’m D. L. W. C. and I don’t care."

"My cat’s the only one who doesn’t roll their eyes at me. I’m D. L. W. C. and I’m proud."

"I got so obsessed with work, I forgot how to have a life. Now I’m D. L. W. C."