D.L.W.C.
When a woman boss is so obsessed with work that she forgets how to be human, and her only social life is her cat’s sneezing schedule.
"My cat knows my schedule better than my boss does. I’m D. L. W. C. for real."
"I’m not single, I’m D. L. W. C. because my cat has a better dating life than me."
"I got fired for talking to my cat instead of my boss. Now I’m D. L. W. C. for life."