D.L.W.C.
A woman who bosses you around so much that she ends up alone, with only her cat and her job to keep her company.
"I boss you around so much, I ended up D. L. W. C. I’m just sad now."
"My cat’s the only one who doesn’t roll their eyes at me. I’m D. L. W. C. and I like it."
"I got so obsessed with work, I forgot how to date. Now I’m D. L. W. C."