D.L.L.R. Syndrome
They're like a needy puppy who thinks you're the only one who can make them feel special, and they'll bite you if you don't.
"You didn't bring me coffee. I'm now eating your sandwich.", Text from a coworker
"I'm not mad. I'm just heartbroken.", Text after a missed call
"You didn't say my name in the song? I'm not listening to it.", Text from a music lover