D.L.L.R. Syndrome

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A person who thinks they're the center of the universe and needs constant proof that you're f***ing obsessed with them.

"You didn't text me back fast enough. I'm now ignoring you.", 2 AM DM

"I know you love me. I just need to see it in a selfie.", Text after a breakup

"You didn't like my chicken nugget post? That means you don't love me.", Twitter rant

They don't just want love, they want it shouted, waved, and sent in a group chat just to make sure you know.

"I saw your love for me in the group chat. Now I'm in a group chat with my ex.", Text after a fight

"You didn't say 'I love you' in all caps? That's not love.", Text from a lover

"I'm going to cry if I don't get 10 heart emojis.", Text during a lunch break

They're like a needy puppy who thinks you're the only one who can make them feel special, and they'll bite you if you don't.

"You didn't bring me coffee. I'm now eating your sandwich.", Text from a coworker

"I'm not mad. I'm just heartbroken.", Text after a missed call

"You didn't say my name in the song? I'm not listening to it.", Text from a music lover

They need love in the form of constant attention, and if you don't give it, they'll make you regret it.

"I'm going to post 100 selfies until you love me again.", Text from a social media queen

"You didn't like my post? I'll unfollow you.", Text from a fan

"You didn't send me a love letter? I'm now writing yours.", Text from a writer

They don't just want love, they want it screamed, written on a wall, and sent in a DM just to make sure you're paying attention.

"I'm going to scream your name in the hallway until you love me.", Text from a loud neighbor

"You didn't write my name on your wall? I'm now drawing it.", Text from an artist

"I'm sending you 100 DMs until you say you love me.", Text from a DM addict

They're like a kid who needs a cookie, and if you don't give it, they'll throw a tantrum in your DMs.

"I'm throwing a tantrum in your DMs until you love me.", Text from a drama queen

"You didn't give me a cookie? I'm now eating your snack.", Text from a snack lover

"I'm going to cry in your DMs if you don't say you love me.", Text from a crier