D.L.H
A haircut that looks like a cow got drunk and used a rusty comb on your head. It slants from the back to the front, like a confused loser.
My cousin got a D. L. H. and now she looks like a sad chicken.
My barber said I needed a D. L. H. because I looked like a wet mop.
My crush has a D. L. H. and I can't stop staring at it.