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Daddyzen

The straight-acting fag who can't stop saying 'sexy' when the guy he likes is around. He's a walking text spammer.

He texts 'sexy' when the guy he likes is watching a movie.

He sends 'sexy' in a DM during a game.

He types 'sexy' when the guy he likes is in the group chat.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Daddyzen

The guy who pretends to be straight but sends 'sexy' every time he sees the guy he likes. He's a total fag.

He texts 'sexy' when the guy he likes is on a TikTok.

He sends 'sexy' in a DM during a live stream.

He types 'sexy' in the group chat when the guy he likes is online.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Daddyzen

The guy who can't keep his feelings hidden. He sends 'sexy' every time the guy he likes shows up. He's a fag and he knows it.

He texts 'sexy' when the guy he likes posts a photo.

He sends 'sexy' in a DM when the guy he likes is online.

He types 'sexy' in the group chat when the guy he likes is in the chat.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Daddyyoutube

A dad who also makes stupid videos online and is so good at games it’s almost unfair, like he’s got a cheat code for life.

Daddyyoutube just beat me in Mario Kart and called me a 'slowpoke' in a live stream.

He’s the only person who can beat Isbubba in Fortnite and still has time to eat a whole pizza.

He posted a video of him winning a battle royale while wearing pajamas and eating cereal.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Daddyyoutube

A guy who’s basically a superhero in real life, doing everything perfectly and making everyone else look like failures.

Daddyyoutube finished his work, beat me in chess, and still had time to roast me on Twitter.

He can cook, code, and crush a battle royale all at the same time.

He made a video where he did 100 push-ups, solved a math problem, and beat me in a game, all in 10 minutes.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Daddyyeyo

Daddyyeyo is so sexy it makes your grandma blush and your dog ask for a second helping of meat.

My Daddyyeyo walks in and the whole bar stops breathing. Even the bartender forgot how to make a drink.

I saw my Daddyyeyo in a hoodie and I had to leave work early. I was too distracted.

My Daddyyeyo texted me and said 'I miss you', I cried like a baby and my mom asked what was wrong.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Daddyyeyo

Daddyyeyo is so hot it could start a fire with just a wink and a bad haircut.

My Daddyyeyo looked at me in the grocery store and I bought 10 pizzas just to impress him.

I texted my Daddyyeyo and said 'I love you', he replied with a photo of his cat and a sandwich.

My Daddyyeyo walked into my classroom and I got a D+ because I was too distracted.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Daddywango

when you’re hacking like a dying goat and your stomach is about to throw up but then you let one rip and it feels like a miracle

I was coughing so hard I thought I was gonna vomit, then I farted and it was like God answered my prayer

Coughing so hard I almost peed myself, then I farted and it was the best thing ever

I was coughing like a chainsaw and then I farted and it saved my life

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Daddywango

when you’re choking on your own coughs and your guts try to escape but then you fart and it feels like a victory

I was coughing so hard my lungs were screaming, then I farted and it was like I won the war

My coughs were so loud I thought my neighbors called the cops, then I farted and it was like I defeated them

I was coughing like a tornado and then I farted and it was like I was a superhero

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Daddywango

when you’re wheezing like a broken machine and your stomach is about to explode but then you fart and it’s like you got a free pass

I was wheezing so hard I thought I was going to die, then I farted and it was like I got a second chance

I was coughing like a robot and my stomach was about to come out, then I farted and it was like I got a free ticket to heaven

I was coughing so hard my face turned red, then I farted and it was like I got a standing ovation

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Daddywad

a man so lazy he could nap through a nuclear explosion but still somehow manages to look like a god on a beach. people call him 'wad' because he’s a soft, squishy mess. he’s also best friends with the devil, who gave him a job just to torture him.

Dude, I saw you eat a whole pizza and still took a 2-hour nap. You're a daddywad.

Why is he still working? He looks like he just woke up from a decade-long nap.

I asked him to move a couch. He said, 'I can do that. Just give me 10 minutes and a coffee.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Daddywad

a guy who looks like he’s been hit by a truck but still somehow manages to be the most attractive person in the room. he’s called 'wad' because he’s just a big, jiggly, glorious mess. he’s also the reason why Bangad Bing cries every Monday.

He walks into the room and everyone stops breathing. He’s a daddywad.

He ate a whole cake and still looks like he just got out of a sauna. Classic wad.

He tried to do a push-up and fell over. Bangad Bing laughed so hard he cried.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Daddywad

a man who has the body of a mountain and the mind of a sponge. he’s called 'wad' because he just rolls around like a big, sweaty, angry meatball. he’s also the reason why Bangad Bing has a second job.

He’s so big, he took up two seats on the bus. That’s a daddywad.

He tried to do a yoga pose and just fell over like a sack of bricks. Classic wad.

He eats so much, he could feed a whole family. Bangad Bing just sighs and goes to work.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Daddyvile

A tiny country inside Massachusetts that only rich people know about and everyone else hates.

'Daddyvile is just a rich man's toy. I live in the trash next to it.'

'My mom moved there so she could pretend she's important.'

'I got a job there just to yell at the people who think they're fancy.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Daddyvile

A place where the rich live and the rest of us get annoyed by their loud cars and bad decisions.

'I heard a car crash in Daddyvile. It sounded like a loud pizza fight.'

'My cousin moved there and now he talks like he’s in a movie.'

'I took a selfie with a rich kid from Daddyvile. It was the worst photo ever.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Daddyvile

A rich kid's secret hideout where they think they're the king of the world.

'My brother thinks he's the king of Daddyvile. He’s not even the best at video games.'

'I saw a rich kid throw a sandwich at a dog in Daddyvile. It was gross.'

'My teacher said Daddyvile is like a fancy version of my neighborhood. I don’t believe her.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Daddytrapper

A girl who fakes a pregnancy just to keep her boyfriend from running off and leaving her hanging like a cheap suit

I’m gonna fake a pregnancy so he can’t leave me. I’m gonna trap him like a rat in a cage.

He said he’d leave if I didn’t get pregnant. So I did. He’s stuck now.

I’m gonna trap him with a fake baby. He’ll never know the difference.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Daddytrapper

A woman who uses a fake baby to make her man stay with her and never let him go

I’m gonna trap him with a baby. He’ll never leave me again.

He thought I was real pregnant. I was just holding a baby doll.

I got him to stay with me by pretending I was going to have a kid.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Daddytrapper

A girl who lies about getting pregnant just to keep her boyfriend from walking out and never looking back

He said he’d leave me if I didn’t get pregnant. So I faked it. He’s stuck.

I told him I was pregnant. He’s still here. I win.

I used a baby dummy to trap him. He thought I was real.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Daddytastic

So good it makes your brain explode. Like when your dad is giving you snacks and also giving you a hard time, and you just feel like you’re going to die from happiness and stress.

My dad gave me pizza and yelled at me for failing math. That was daddytastic.

He said I was a disgrace but bought me a new video game. Daddytastic.

He told me I was a mess but let me watch TV. Daddytastic.

by Slangipedia 17d ago