Daddywango - when you’re choking on your own coughs and your guts try to

when you’re choking on your own coughs and your guts try to escape but then you fart and it feels like a victory

I was coughing so hard my lungs were screaming, then I farted and it was like I won the war

My coughs were so loud I thought my neighbors called the cops, then I farted and it was like I defeated them

I was coughing like a tornado and then I farted and it was like I was a superhero