Daddywango

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when you’re hacking like a dying goat and your stomach is about to throw up but then you let one rip and it feels like a miracle

I was coughing so hard I thought I was gonna vomit, then I farted and it was like God answered my prayer

Coughing so hard I almost peed myself, then I farted and it was the best thing ever

I was coughing like a chainsaw and then I farted and it saved my life

when you’re choking on your own coughs and your guts try to escape but then you fart and it feels like a victory

I was coughing so hard my lungs were screaming, then I farted and it was like I won the war

My coughs were so loud I thought my neighbors called the cops, then I farted and it was like I defeated them

I was coughing like a tornado and then I farted and it was like I was a superhero

when you’re wheezing like a broken machine and your stomach is about to explode but then you fart and it’s like you got a free pass

I was wheezing so hard I thought I was going to die, then I farted and it was like I got a second chance

I was coughing like a robot and my stomach was about to come out, then I farted and it was like I got a free ticket to heaven

I was coughing so hard my face turned red, then I farted and it was like I got a standing ovation