Daddywango - when you’re hacking like a dying goat and your stomach is ab

when you’re hacking like a dying goat and your stomach is about to throw up but then you let one rip and it feels like a miracle

I was coughing so hard I thought I was gonna vomit, then I farted and it was like God answered my prayer

Coughing so hard I almost peed myself, then I farted and it was the best thing ever

I was coughing like a chainsaw and then I farted and it saved my life