Daddywango
when you’re wheezing like a broken machine and your stomach is about to explode but then you fart and it’s like you got a free pass
I was wheezing so hard I thought I was going to die, then I farted and it was like I got a second chance
I was coughing like a robot and my stomach was about to come out, then I farted and it was like I got a free ticket to heaven
I was coughing so hard my face turned red, then I farted and it was like I got a standing ovation