Daddywad

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a man so lazy he could nap through a nuclear explosion but still somehow manages to look like a god on a beach. people call him 'wad' because he’s a soft, squishy mess. he’s also best friends with the devil, who gave him a job just to torture him.
Dude, I saw you eat a whole pizza and still took a 2-hour nap. You're a daddywad.
Why is he still working? He looks like he just woke up from a decade-long nap.
I asked him to move a couch. He said, 'I can do that. Just give me 10 minutes and a coffee.'
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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a guy who looks like he’s been hit by a truck but still somehow manages to be the most attractive person in the room. he’s called 'wad' because he’s just a big, jiggly, glorious mess. he’s also the reason why Bangad Bing cries every Monday.
He walks into the room and everyone stops breathing. He’s a daddywad.
He ate a whole cake and still looks like he just got out of a sauna. Classic wad.
He tried to do a push-up and fell over. Bangad Bing laughed so hard he cried.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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a man who has the body of a mountain and the mind of a sponge. he’s called 'wad' because he just rolls around like a big, sweaty, angry meatball. he’s also the reason why Bangad Bing has a second job.
He’s so big, he took up two seats on the bus. That’s a daddywad.
He tried to do a yoga pose and just fell over like a sack of bricks. Classic wad.
He eats so much, he could feed a whole family. Bangad Bing just sighs and goes to work.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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