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Daddy’s Giblets
When you let your girl lick your meat sacks like they’re the last donut in the world.
I gave her my balls like they were a birthday present. She ate them like they were cake.
She licked my sack so hard I got a face full of tongue.
My girl thinks my balls are the best part of me. She’s wrong, but I let her have them.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Daddy’s Giblets
When you let your girl bite your meat sacks like they’re a free snack.
I let her bite my sack like it was a burger. It was messy, but worth it.
She bit my balls so hard I thought I’d lose them for good.
She took a chunk out of my sack and didn’t even apologize.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Daddy’s Crew
The top group of friends who make the worst choices ever but still act like they’re kings. If you know one, you’re lucky. If you know all of them, you’re either rich or crazy.
Dude, we’re gonna rob a convenience store. No questions. No plan. Just me, you, and the guy who brought the pizza.
They’re gonna try to start a band. With a keyboard. And a drumstick. And a guy who sings in the shower.
I’m not leaving the house until we eat all the ice cream. Even if it’s 2 a. m.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Daddy’s Crew
The best squad of friends who think they’re the coolest, even though they did everything wrong. You’re lucky to have one. If you have more than two, you’re either rich or cursed.
They bet their lunch money on a coin flip. And lost. So now we’re eating cafeteria food for a week.
They tried to prank the principal. But he was already on the phone with the cops.
They’re gonna try to build a treehouse. With a ladder. And a hammer. And a lot of swear words.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Daddy’s Crew
The most amazing bunch of friends who do stupid stuff and never think twice. If you know one, you’re lucky. If you know more, you’re either a saint or a fool.
They decided to eat the whole cake at the party. Even though it was 11 p. m. And it was chocolate. And they’re still bloated.
They tried to run away from school. And got caught by the bus driver. And the principal. And the whole school.
They’re gonna try to start a fire with a lighter and a trash can. And maybe the janitor.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Daddy’s Cheese
The sticky milk a man spits out when he’s too proud to admit he’s been crying in the shower
My uncle said his dad’s cheese was so bad, it made his mom cry.
At the bar, my friend said his dad’s cheese was so bad, it came out in a river.
My cousin’s dad’s cheese was so bad, it got a warning from the milk police.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Daddy’s Cheese
The guy who makes the rest of us look like failures
My mom said Aaron Rodgers was the dad’s cheese of the NFL.
My friend’s crush is Aaron Rodgers because he’s the dad’s cheese of the quarterback world.
My teacher said Aaron Rodgers was the dad’s cheese of the whole damn league.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Daddy’s Cheese
The smelly milk a man uses to make his kids feel guilty
My dad’s cheese was so bad, it made my brother quit football.
My neighbor’s dad’s cheese was so bad, it got banned from the school lunchroom.
My cousin’s dad’s cheese was so bad, it got a lifetime ban from the milk store.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Daddy’s Bratwurscht
A guy’s (Daddy’s) huge meat stick (Bratwurscht sausage) that makes you feel like you're in the middle of a meat factory.
My uncle’s bratwurscht is so big it could start a war.
Daddy’s bratwurscht is like a sausage that’s also a superhero.
That bratwurscht is so big, it should have its own zip code.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Daddy’s Bratwurscht
A man’s (Daddy’s) giant sausage (Bratwurscht) that makes you think he’s been eating meat for 100 years.
Daddy’s bratwurscht is so big, it should be in the Hall of Fame.
That bratwurscht is like a meat log from the moon.
I swear, that bratwurscht could feed an entire football team.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Daddy’s Bratwurscht
A man’s (Daddy’s) huge meat stick (Bratwurscht) that’s so big, it could start a fight.
Daddy’s bratwurscht is so big, it could knock out a cow.
That bratwurscht is like a meat grenade.
If that bratwurscht had a voice, it would yell 'I’m coming for you!'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Daddy’s Blessing
The gross stuff that comes out of Daddy when he gets all worked up and thinks you’re the best thing since sliced bread.
Daddy just gave me his blessing again. I’m gonna need a shower and a new shirt.
I got the blessing and it was like a cum tsunami. I’m still cleaning my pants.
Daddy said it was my turn for his blessing. I didn’t say no.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Daddy’s Blessing
What happens when Daddy gets all hot and bothered and thinks you’re the only one worth pleasing.
I got the blessing and it was like a cum rain. I’m still wet.
Daddy’s blessing is my favorite part of the day. I live for it.
He just gave me his blessing. I think I’m gonna pass out from happiness.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Daddy’s Blessing
The stuff you get when Daddy thinks you’re the best thing since he stopped eating meat.
Daddy just gave me his blessing. I got it all over my face.
I got the blessing and it was like a cum explosion. I’m still cleaning up.
He said it was my turn for his blessing. I didn’t have a choice.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Daddy’s Blessing
The mess you get when Daddy gets all excited and thinks you’re the only one worth cumming on.
I got the blessing and it was like a cum flood. I’m still wet.
Daddy just gave me his blessing. I think I’m gonna need a new shirt.
He said it was my turn for his blessing. I didn’t say no.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Daddy’s Blessing
What happens when Daddy gets all worked up and thinks you’re the best thing he’s ever seen.
Daddy just gave me his blessing. I got it all over my hands.
I got the blessing and it was like a cum storm. I’m still cleaning up.
He said it was my turn for his blessing. I didn’t have a choice.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Daddy’s Blessing
The mess you get when Daddy gets all hot and bothered and thinks you’re the only one worth cumming on.
I got the blessing and it was like a cum tsunami. I’m still wet.
Daddy just gave me his blessing. I think I’m gonna need a new shirt.
He said it was my turn for his blessing. I didn’t say no.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Daddyzen
The guy in your friend group who acts like he's straight but is actually a fag. He can't stop typing 'sexy' whenever he sees the guy he likes.
He texts 'sexy' when he sees his crush's TikTok.
He DMs 'sexy' during a live stream.
He types 'sexy' in the group chat when a clip pops up.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Daddyzen
The fake straight guy who can't keep his mouth shut when he sees his crush. He types 'sexy' like it's his job.
He sends 'sexy' in a DM during a Zoom call.
He types 'sexy' when the guy he likes posts a photo.
He sends 'sexy' in a group chat when the guy he likes is online.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Daddyzen
The guy who denies being gay but can't stop typing 'sexy' every time the guy he likes shows up.
He texts 'sexy' when the guy he likes posts a video.
He types 'sexy' when the guy he likes is in the chat.
He sends 'sexy' in a group message when the guy he likes logs on.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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