Daddy’s Crew

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The top group of friends who make the worst choices ever but still act like they’re kings. If you know one, you’re lucky. If you know all of them, you’re either rich or crazy.
Dude, we’re gonna rob a convenience store. No questions. No plan. Just me, you, and the guy who brought the pizza.
They’re gonna try to start a band. With a keyboard. And a drumstick. And a guy who sings in the shower.
I’m not leaving the house until we eat all the ice cream. Even if it’s 2 a. m.
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The best squad of friends who think they’re the coolest, even though they did everything wrong. You’re lucky to have one. If you have more than two, you’re either rich or cursed.
They bet their lunch money on a coin flip. And lost. So now we’re eating cafeteria food for a week.
They tried to prank the principal. But he was already on the phone with the cops.
They’re gonna try to build a treehouse. With a ladder. And a hammer. And a lot of swear words.
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The most amazing bunch of friends who do stupid stuff and never think twice. If you know one, you’re lucky. If you know more, you’re either a saint or a fool.
They decided to eat the whole cake at the party. Even though it was 11 p. m. And it was chocolate. And they’re still bloated.
They tried to run away from school. And got caught by the bus driver. And the principal. And the whole school.
They’re gonna try to start a fire with a lighter and a trash can. And maybe the janitor.
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