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The messy, smelly liquid grandpa uses to cover your face when he’s mad and has no wine

Grandpa’s special sauce was so bad, it made my dog run away screaming.

He threw it in my face like I owed him money. I did. A lot.

That sauce was like a curse. I still have a rash from it.

This is why she can afford to waste cash on four packs of fags every week, has a fancy boat, a flashy white A1, a private reg, and a ketamine habit. She’s rich, and she knows it, and she’s not about to let you forget it.

She spent £500 on a ketamine hit just to get through her mum’s birthday party.

She bought a boat because she thought it was a status symbol, not a waste of money.

She laughed at me when I said I had to work three jobs to afford a taxi.

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Daddy’s Trustfund

She doesn’t need to work because she’s got a pile of cash from her dad. That’s why she can afford to smoke fancy fags, drive a swanky car, and snort ketamine like it’s her job.

She spent her trustfund on a boat and a car, and now she’s stuck with a ketamine addiction.

She told me she’d never work because she’s got money, and she’s not even slightly proud of it.

She wasted her trustfund on a boat, and now she’s stuck with a ketamine habit.

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Daddy’s Trustfund

She’s got a trustfund, so she can afford to smoke fags, drive a posh car, own a boat, and take ketamine like it’s going out of fashion. She’s also a Tory and a total arsehole.

She told me she’s got a trustfund, so she can afford to waste money on ketamine and a boat.

She said she’s got a trustfund, so she can afford to be a total Tory and a snob.

She bragged about her trustfund and then spent it all on a boat and ketamine.

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Daddy’s Playtoy

the person who gets dominated by your dad or your boyfriend when you play around

My dad told me to call him 'Master' again. I’m tired of being his playtoy.

He said if I didn’t stop teasing him, he’d make me his playtoy for the whole weekend.

At the party, I had to act like his playtoy in front of everyone. I almost cried.

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Daddy’s Playtoy

the one who gets used by your dad or your boyfriend when you go all wild

My dad told me to kneel and beg him for forgiveness. I’m his playtoy now.

He said I was his playtoy and I had to stay in the house all day.

When I teased him, he said I was his playtoy and I had to wear a silly hat.

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Daddy’s Playtoy

the person who gets taken advantage of by your dad or your boyfriend when you do role play

I got picked on at school because I’m my dad’s playtoy. I’m so embarrassed.

He said I was his playtoy and I had to do push-ups until I couldn’t move.

I had to wear his stupid shirt and act like his playtoy in front of my friends.

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Daddy’s Playtoy

the person who gets used by your dad or your boyfriend when you make a mess

I got in trouble for being my dad’s playtoy again. I didn’t even want to be one.

He said I was his playtoy and I had to clean the whole house.

At the party, he made me his playtoy and I had to dance like a fool.

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Daddy’s Playtoy

the person who gets controlled by your dad or your boyfriend when you play around

My dad said I was his playtoy and I had to do everything he told me to do.

He made me his playtoy and I had to wear a silly outfit to school.

At the dinner party, I had to be his playtoy and I almost got kicked out.

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Daddy’s Playtoy

the person who gets picked on by your dad or your boyfriend when you mess around

He said I was his playtoy and I had to run around the block five times.

At the party, I had to be his playtoy and I had to eat a whole cake.

He made me his playtoy and I had to wear a funny hat in front of everyone.

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Daddy’s Money Kid

A high school kid who thinks his dad's paycheck is the only thing that matters and wears stupid clothes to show off.

My dad bought me a car that's louder than my mom's screaming. I'm the king of the school.

I wear short shorts because my dad said I look like a hot dog. I'm taking that compliment.

My exhaust is so loud it woke my neighbor's cat up. I'm the reason it's grumpy now.

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Daddy’s Money Kid

A kid who thinks he's rich just because his dad has a job and wears clothes that look like they came from a clown's closet.

I wear a baseball cap backwards because I'm too cool to look normal.

My dad gave me a car that smells like his gym socks. I'm driving in style.

I wear hey dude shoes because I'm too lazy to walk. My feet are fancy.

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Daddy’s Money Kid

A high school kid who thinks his dad's money is magic and wears clothes that look like they were stolen from a costume party.

My car is so loud it scared my dog. He now thinks I'm a monster.

I wear short shorts because my dad said I look like a donut. I'm a donut with attitude.

My dad bought me a car that's louder than his yelling. I'm the school's loud kid.

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Daddy’s Guilt

Your dad turns into a gift-giving lunatic because he feels bad for being a lazy, loud, terrible dad.

Your dad sends you a gift card for $500 because he forgot your birthday and then yelled at you for it.

He buys you a new phone, a PS5, and a membership to a gym he’s never heard of.

He sends you a box full of random stuff like socks, candy, and a whoopee cushion.

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Daddy’s Guilt

Your dad starts buying you everything because he feels like he’s been a complete waste of oxygen for years.

He sends you a message: 'I’m sorry I yelled at you for no reason. Here’s a new laptop.'

He buys you a subscription to a streaming service you’ve never used and won’t use.

He buys you a new car because he feels guilty for calling you 'baby' when you’re 20.

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Daddy’s Guilt

Your dad goes full-on shopping spree because he’s trying to make up for being a loud, messy, sometimes mean dad.

He buys you a whole set of designer clothes because he felt bad for not showing up to your school play.

He sends you a text that says, 'I’m sorry I broke your phone. Here’s a new one and a pizza.'

He buys you a PS5 and a VR headset because he felt bad for screaming at you for 10 minutes.

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Daddy’s Gift

When dad’s boy hits 8 and wants a Roblox card, dad promises to give it to him if he lets dad stick his wiener in his butt. So dad shoves his cock up his kid’s butt for hours, and the kid plays Roblox and tells all his friends he got a Roblox card by getting butt-fucked by his dad

My dad got me a Roblox card by butt-fucking me for 3 hours

I got a $100 Roblox card by letting my dad shove his cock up my butt

My dad said if I let him put his cock in my butt, he'd get me a Roblox card, and I did it

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Daddy’s Gift

Dad’s son is 8 and wants a Roblox card, so dad says he’ll give it to him if he lets dad stick his cock up his butt. After a long time of dad shoving his cock in his kid’s butt, the kid plays Roblox and tells everyone he got a Roblox card from dad’s cock

I let my dad stick his cock up my butt so I could get a Roblox card

My dad said he'd get me a Roblox card if he stuck his cock in my butt for 2 hours

I got a $100 Roblox card by letting my dad put his cock up my butt

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Daddy’s Gift

When the kid is 8 and asks for a Roblox card, dad says he’ll give it to him if he lets dad stick his cock up his butt. After dad sticks his cock up the kid’s butt for hours, the kid plays Roblox and tells his friends he got a Roblox card from dad’s cock

My dad stuck his cock up my butt for 3 hours so I could get a Roblox card

I got a Roblox card by letting my dad put his cock up my butt

I let my dad put his cock up my butt and got a $100 Roblox card

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Daddy’s Giblets

When you let your girl chew on your noodle sacks like they're free candy.

My girl’s got a mouth like a vacuum. My balls are gone. Just a few noodles left.

She sucked on my sack so hard I thought I’d get a new face.

I let her chew on my balls like they were gonna pay rent.

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