Daddy’s Guilt
Your dad starts buying you everything because he feels like he’s been a complete waste of oxygen for years.
He sends you a message: 'I’m sorry I yelled at you for no reason. Here’s a new laptop.'
He buys you a subscription to a streaming service you’ve never used and won’t use.
He buys you a new car because he feels guilty for calling you 'baby' when you’re 20.