Daddy’s Guilt

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Your dad turns into a gift-giving lunatic because he feels bad for being a lazy, loud, terrible dad.

Your dad sends you a gift card for $500 because he forgot your birthday and then yelled at you for it.

He buys you a new phone, a PS5, and a membership to a gym he’s never heard of.

He sends you a box full of random stuff like socks, candy, and a whoopee cushion.

Your dad starts buying you everything because he feels like he’s been a complete waste of oxygen for years.

He sends you a message: 'I’m sorry I yelled at you for no reason. Here’s a new laptop.'

He buys you a subscription to a streaming service you’ve never used and won’t use.

He buys you a new car because he feels guilty for calling you 'baby' when you’re 20.

Your dad goes full-on shopping spree because he’s trying to make up for being a loud, messy, sometimes mean dad.

He buys you a whole set of designer clothes because he felt bad for not showing up to your school play.

He sends you a text that says, 'I’m sorry I broke your phone. Here’s a new one and a pizza.'

He buys you a PS5 and a VR headset because he felt bad for screaming at you for 10 minutes.