Daddy’s Money Kid

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A high school kid who thinks his dad's paycheck is the only thing that matters and wears stupid clothes to show off.

My dad bought me a car that's louder than my mom's screaming. I'm the king of the school.

I wear short shorts because my dad said I look like a hot dog. I'm taking that compliment.

My exhaust is so loud it woke my neighbor's cat up. I'm the reason it's grumpy now.

A kid who thinks he's rich just because his dad has a job and wears clothes that look like they came from a clown's closet.

I wear a baseball cap backwards because I'm too cool to look normal.

My dad gave me a car that smells like his gym socks. I'm driving in style.

I wear hey dude shoes because I'm too lazy to walk. My feet are fancy.

A high school kid who thinks his dad's money is magic and wears clothes that look like they were stolen from a costume party.

My car is so loud it scared my dog. He now thinks I'm a monster.

I wear short shorts because my dad said I look like a donut. I'm a donut with attitude.

My dad bought me a car that's louder than his yelling. I'm the school's loud kid.