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DadeSenpai

A guy who’s so hot he makes your face go red. He’s your dream guy and your forever friend. You’d fight for him.

He’s like a superhero. I’d save him from any villain. 🦸

He’s the only guy I’d ever kiss. 💋

If he came to my party, I’d invite all my friends just to see him. 🎉

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Dade-

Dade is the ultimate l33t. He’s so good he’ll eat your face and call it a snack.

Dade just spammed my DMs with memes and said, 'You're gonna die in 5 minutes.'

He called my mom a 'crustacean' and got banned from the group chat.

He said my pizza was 'the saddest thing since my ex left me.'

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Dade-

Dade is the weirdest guy you’ll ever meet. He’s sweet, but don’t mess with him. He’ll turn into a monster.

He sent me a 3 AM text saying, 'I’m gonna haunt you in your dreams.'

He cried when I told him I didn’t like his chicken nuggets.

He followed me to the mall and tried to buy me a pizza.

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Dade-

Dade is a county in Florida. It’s where all the crazy stuff goes down.

'It’s going down in Dade' is just code for 'Dade is the worst.'

My teacher said, 'This test is going down in Dade.'

My cousin got suspended in Dade and never came back.

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Dade-

Dade is the best friend you could ever have. He’s always laughing, and he’s cute too.

He texted me, 'Your laugh is the best thing since pizza.'

He cried when my dog died, and I cried too.

He told me I was 'the best friend he ever had.'

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Dade-

Dade has more hoes than a farmer has cows. He’s like a walking party.

He told me he dated 10 girls last week and only broke up with 3.

He said his exes would come back just to see him.

He’s got 200 likes on his Instagram and only 10 of them are real people.

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Dade-

Dade is a county in Florida and also a guy who doesn’t take any crap.

He got in a fight with a cop in Dade and won.

He told me, 'I’m from Dade, and I don’t need no help.'

He said the traffic in Dade was 'the worst thing since my mom's cooking.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Dade-

Dade is the hottest ginger. He’s got a fire in him and a fire in his hair.

He said my hair was 'the saddest thing since my dog died.'

He told me, 'I’m like a ginger volcano. I erupt and I never stop.'

He called me 'the weakest ginger' and I still liked him.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Dade County Search Warrant

A full-on chest slam that knocks the wind out of you like a cop busting through the front door of a crack house in South Beach.

Bro got Dade County Search Warranted during a Fortnite battle royale and couldn't breathe for 10 minutes.

My cousin got Dade County Search Warranted at the bus stop and fell over like a domino.

That guy at the gym got Dade County Search Warranted by the guy who does burpees for a living.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Dade County Search Warrant

A punch to the gut so hard it feels like a drug dealer got busted right in front of you.

At the pizza place, the guy next to me got Dade County Search Warranted by the guy who eats 10 slices in one go.

My dog got Dade County Search Warranted by the mailman and ran into the street.

During a fight at the mall, my sister got Dade County Search Warranted and fell into a fountain.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Dade County Search Warrant

A brutal chest kick that floors you like a cop busting through the front door of a house with a warrant and no snacks.

My uncle got Dade County Search Warranted at the grocery store and knocked over a whole aisle.

During a soccer game, my brother got Dade County Search Warranted and missed the entire second half.

The kid in my class got Dade County Search Warranted by the principal and was out for the rest of the day.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Dade City

A stinking backwater town in Pasco County where every other person is a pothead, a meth-head, or a guy who thinks he's the next big thing. Nothing happens there except for high school sports, wild parties, and kids getting so wasted they can't remember their own names.

My cousin got kicked out of Dade City for selling weed in the lunchroom.

I moved there and it took me a month to realize I was still in Florida.

The only reason I went to Pasco High was because my friend got into a fight with a goat.

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Dade City

The half of Dade City that smells like old pizza and regret, where drugs are sold like candy and hookers are just a side dish. It's like the town's secret hideout for all the trashy, messed-up people.

My mom used to work on the other side of the tracks, and she said it was like living in a crime movie.

I got caught sneaking into the railroad area and got suspended for a week.

The cops don't even bother chasing criminals there because they're all too high to run.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Daddy’s Wallet Racing

You drive a fancy car you don’t deserve because you’re too lazy to get a job and you let your parents fund your stupid modifications and your even stupider ego.

My dad paid for that turbo because I said I was gonna win the race. I didn’t even show up.

I got a new spoiler and still didn’t finish my chores. My mom is gonna kill me.

I told my dad I was gonna beat the whole neighborhood. I lost. My dad paid for the loss.

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Daddy’s Wallet Racing

You have a cool car but you’re too broke to afford it, so you make your dad pay for all your upgrades and you brag about it like it’s a badge of honor.

I got a new exhaust system and still didn’t pay my dad back. He’s gonna take my car.

My dad bought me a nitro pack. I didn’t even know what it was.

I said I was gonna win the race. I didn’t. My dad still paid for my losses.

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Daddy’s Wallet Racing

You have a modified car and you race it like it’s your life, but you’re too good for a job and you let your dad fund your whole car obsession.

My dad paid for my car. I didn’t even finish the race. I just talked trash.

I got a new engine and still didn’t do my homework. My mom is gonna be mad.

I said I was gonna beat everyone. I lost. My dad still paid for the loss.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Daddy’s Wallet Racing

You have a sweet car but you’re too lazy to work and you let your dad pay for every upgrade you make and every dumb thing you say before a race.

I got a new wheel and still didn’t clean my room. My mom is gonna yell at me.

I told my dad I was gonna win the race. I didn’t. He still paid for my loss.

I got a new paint job and still didn’t finish my chores. I’m gonna be grounded.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Daddy’s Wallet Racing

You have a car you like to show off, but you’re too broke to afford it so you let your dad pay for everything you do and say before every race.

I got a new headlight and still didn’t do my math homework. I’m gonna fail.

I told my dad I was gonna beat the whole block. I lost. He still paid for the loss.

I got a new seat and still didn’t finish my chores. My mom is gonna scream at me.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Daddy’s Wallet Racing

You have a car that’s got everything you want, but you’re too broke to afford it, so you let your dad pay for all your upgrades and all your trash talk.

I got a new tire and still didn’t do my science project. I’m gonna get an F.

I told my dad I was gonna win the race. I lost. He still paid for me.

I got a new spoiler and still didn’t do my math. I’m gonna fail.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Daddy’s special sauce

The stuff that comes out of a dad’s noodle when he’s extra happy and drunk

My daddy’s special sauce was so strong, it made my brother cry and my mom throw up.

I got hit with daddy’s special sauce at the party. It was like a surprise from hell.

He called me a ‘sauce sponge’ and poured it all over my head. I still smell it.

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