Dade County Search Warrant

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A full-on chest slam that knocks the wind out of you like a cop busting through the front door of a crack house in South Beach.

Bro got Dade County Search Warranted during a Fortnite battle royale and couldn't breathe for 10 minutes.

My cousin got Dade County Search Warranted at the bus stop and fell over like a domino.

That guy at the gym got Dade County Search Warranted by the guy who does burpees for a living.

A punch to the gut so hard it feels like a drug dealer got busted right in front of you.

At the pizza place, the guy next to me got Dade County Search Warranted by the guy who eats 10 slices in one go.

My dog got Dade County Search Warranted by the mailman and ran into the street.

During a fight at the mall, my sister got Dade County Search Warranted and fell into a fountain.

A brutal chest kick that floors you like a cop busting through the front door of a house with a warrant and no snacks.

My uncle got Dade County Search Warranted at the grocery store and knocked over a whole aisle.

During a soccer game, my brother got Dade County Search Warranted and missed the entire second half.

The kid in my class got Dade County Search Warranted by the principal and was out for the rest of the day.