Dade City
A stinking backwater town in Pasco County where every other person is a pothead, a meth-head, or a guy who thinks he's the next big thing. Nothing happens there except for high school sports, wild parties, and kids getting so wasted they can't remember their own names.
My cousin got kicked out of Dade City for selling weed in the lunchroom.
I moved there and it took me a month to realize I was still in Florida.
The only reason I went to Pasco High was because my friend got into a fight with a goat.