Dade City

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A stinking backwater town in Pasco County where every other person is a pothead, a meth-head, or a guy who thinks he's the next big thing. Nothing happens there except for high school sports, wild parties, and kids getting so wasted they can't remember their own names.
My cousin got kicked out of Dade City for selling weed in the lunchroom.
I moved there and it took me a month to realize I was still in Florida.
The only reason I went to Pasco High was because my friend got into a fight with a goat.
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The half of Dade City that smells like old pizza and regret, where drugs are sold like candy and hookers are just a side dish. It's like the town's secret hideout for all the trashy, messed-up people.
My mom used to work on the other side of the tracks, and she said it was like living in a crime movie.
I got caught sneaking into the railroad area and got suspended for a week.
The cops don't even bother chasing criminals there because they're all too high to run.
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