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Dad Hair
Dad Hair is the kind of hair that looks like it’s been through a blender and a vacation. It’s usually light brown, thick or thin, but always there, like it’s trying to tell you a story.
His hair looks like it’s been through a blender and a beach.
It’s got that Dad Hair charm, like it’s trying to say, 'I’ve been somewhere.'
It’s like he’s got a secret and it’s in his hair.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Dad Hair
Dad Hair is the hair that makes you feel like you’re hanging out with a man who still has some life left in him. It’s usually light brown, fluffy, and looks like it’s been brushed by a saint.
He’s got that Dad Hair magic, like he just came from a chapel and a barbershop.
It’s like he’s saying, 'I still look good, even if I haven’t shaved in a week.'
His hair looks like it was styled by a god and washed by a saint.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Dad Guy
The main dad in the movie is the real villain who secretly hates everyone and probably eats cereal for dinner.
'Man, that dad guy is the worst. He’s like the evil cereal man.'
'Why is the dad guy the bad guy? He just wears a suit and drinks coffee.'
'That dad guy is the worst. He’s like a dad version of a monster.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Dad Guy
You call someone a dad guy to say their dad is old, fat, or stuck in a wheelchair like a broken toy.
'Your dad is a dad guy. He’s old and he can’t walk.'
'You’re a dad guy. Your dad is stuck in a wheelchair like a loser.'
'He’s a dad guy. His dad is so old he probably forgot how to be a dad.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Dad Guy
Calling someone a dad guy is like throwing a curse on all the cool kids and their future boyfriends and girlfriends.
'You’re a dad guy. You’ll never be cool again, and your future crushes will hate you.'
'Why did you call me a dad guy? I’m not even gay!'
'You just cursed me. I’m a dad guy and I have to date my dad.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Dad Guy
The main dad in the movie is the real bad guy who probably did bad things like stealing cookies and yelling at kids.
'That dad guy is the worst. He stole my cookies and yelled at me.'
'The dad guy is the real bad guy. He even wore a suit and acted like he was cool.'
'Why is the dad guy the bad guy? He’s just a dad who likes to yell.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Dad Gun
A gun your dad uses to shoot things and also blame you for missing.
My dad called it a Dad Gun because he shot my mom's foot and said it was my fault.
He used the Dad Gun to shoot the mailman and then told me to clean my room.
At Thanksgiving, the Dad Gun went off during the Turkey Trot and no one knew who to blame.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Dad Gun
A gun that your dad owns and probably broke last year.
He tried to shoot a raccoon with the Dad Gun and it just went 'click' and then he cried.
The Dad Gun was so old it had more rust than my uncle's beard.
He tried to use the Dad Gun to scare the neighbor and it just made a weird noise.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Dad Gun
A gun your dad uses to shoot things and also to yell at you.
He shot my sister with the Dad Gun and then told me I was a bad influence.
He used the Dad Gun to shoot the TV and then yelled at me for watching too much cartoons.
He shot the dog with the Dad Gun and then blamed me for the mess.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Dad Gun
A gun your dad has and probably uses to shoot the neighbor.
He shot the neighbor's cat with the Dad Gun and then said it was revenge.
He used the Dad Gun to shoot the mailman again and then told me to stop talking to him.
He shot the tree with the Dad Gun and then told me to stop climbing it.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Dad Gun
A gun that your dad uses to shoot things and also to annoy you.
He shot the dog with the Dad Gun and then told me to stop yelling at the dog.
He used the Dad Gun to shoot the cat and then said it was my fault.
He shot the bird with the Dad Gun and then told me to stop eating chips.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Dad Gun
A gun your dad owns and probably uses to shoot the family.
He shot my mom with the Dad Gun and then said it was a surprise.
He used the Dad Gun to shoot my brother and then told me to stop being loud.
He shot the family dog with the Dad Gun and then said it was a bad influence.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Dad Game
The kind of game your dad plays when he’s too old to remember how to use a toilet, but still thinks he’s the best at everything. It’s full of explosions, screaming, and people dying in slow motion.
My dad plays XCom like it's a war and he's the general. He yells at the computer like it wronged him.
He plays Mordhau like it's a sword fight and he's the guy who took down a dragon.
He plays Arma like he's in the military again, but he forgot how to aim.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Dad Game
The kind of game your dad plays while he’s eating a sandwich and still manages to win. It’s like he’s got a secret power from his time in the army.
He plays military sim games like he’s fighting in a war, but he’s also eating a sandwich and still wins.
He plays these games like it's his job, but he’s also watching TV and still beats me.
He plays these games like he’s got a whole army inside his head, and it's all working together.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Dad Game
A game that smells like old pizza and regret. It’s the kind of game that no one wants to play, but your dad thinks it’s the best thing ever.
He plays these games like it's his life, but it's just a game and he still loses.
He plays these games like he's the best at everything, but he still loses to me.
He plays these games like it's his job, but he's just playing them because he has no life.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Dad Game
The best player in the whole world. He doesn’t just play games, he owns them. He’s like a god in the game world, and he never loses.
He plays like he’s got a god on his side, and he never loses.
He’s the best Reinhardt in the world and he never loses, even when he’s tired.
He’s like Rank 1 Olaf, and he’s Tyler1’s idol, and he never loses.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Dad Forearms
The huge, squishy arms Dads have from years of wrestling with jars, choking on beer, and fighting off the kids.
I tried to open a jar of pickles and my arm looked like a sausage fest.
My dad’s forearms are so big they could hold a whole pizza by themselves.
He flexed and it looked like he was trying to break a brick.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Dad Forearms
The meaty arms Dads get from doing manly stuff like fixing the TV, yelling at the mailman, and eating entire pizzas.
He fixed the TV and his arms got bigger than the screen.
He yelled at the mailman so hard his arms bulged like balloons.
He ate a whole pizza and his arms looked like they had a life of their own.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Dad Forearms
The big, angry arms Dads have from fighting with the kids, lifting heavy stuff, and getting mad at the internet.
He fought with his kid and his arms looked like they were ready to punch a wall.
He lifted a couch and his arms got so big they could bench-press a cow.
He got mad at the internet and his arms flared up like a volcano.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Dad Forearms
The huge, flabby arms Dads get from sitting in a recliner, eating chips, and yelling at the TV.
He sat in a recliner for a year and his arms got flabbier than a donut.
He ate chips like they were going out of style and his arms turned into sausages.
He yelled at the TV so much his arms shook like a spaz.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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