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Dah P Mplugge

A NUL alum who acts like a love coach, throwing people together for romance or just a good time, and doesn’t mind if it ends in a fight or a makeout session.

'You two are perfect. Now stop being stubborn and just kiss.'

'I matched you with someone who’s got a heart of gold and a mouth of fire.'

'I brought you together. Now stop arguing and just go out.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Dagword

A dagger that's longer than a dagger and shorter than a sword. It’s like the middle child of weapons, but it’s got the guts to kill both parents.

My dad said I could beat him up with a dagword. I did. He cried.

I used a dagword to stab my math teacher. He gave me a B+

My dog fought a raccoon with a dagword. The raccoon lost.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Dagword

A weapon that's so good, it could beat a sword in a fight and laugh at a dagger. It's like a weapon with a PhD and a attitude.

I took a dagger to the face. It was just a dagword. I felt bad.

My brother used a dagword to cut my pizza. I'm still mad.

The dagword killed my goldfish. It was a mercy.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Dagword

It's not just a dagger. It's a dagger with a side hustle. It can stab you and then tell your mom about it.

My mom gave me a dagword for my birthday. I stabbed my little brother with it.

I took a dagword to the knee. It was the worst day ever.

I used a dagword to stab my brother's pet turtle. It was a good day.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Dagwood sandwich

A messy email chain so long it looks like a lunch pile from a kid who forgot their manners. You can’t find the real message because it’s buried under 20 replies and 30 emojis.

CC: everyone. Subject: Reminder. Body: I think I’m going to cry.

Forwarded 12 times. Original message: 'Can you please do it by Friday?'

Reply all: 'I don’t know what this is about but I’m in.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Dagwood sandwich

A chain of emails so long it could make a grown man weep. It’s like a sandwich made by someone who doesn’t know the word 'stop.'

'I thought you said it was Monday? I’m still confused.'

'I’m not sure if this is a question or a statement.'

Reply all: 'I’m going to bed. I will be dead by tomorrow.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Dagwood sandwich

An email string so complicated it might as well be a math test. You can’t tell what the original message was because it got lost in the middle of a reply war.

'I think I’m going to lose my mind.'

'I’m not even sure what I’m replying to.'

Forwarded to the CEO: 'Please make this stop.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Dagwood dogging

When a guy takes a dump in his butt and his partner tries to push out their poop like it's a messy pancake, and it all ends up coating his cock like a greasy Dagwood dog.

My cousin tried Dagwood dogging and ended up with a meatloaf on his junk.

My man’s partner had so much poop it looked like a sausage on a stick.

My friend tried to do it and his cock looked like a breakfast burrito.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Dagwood dogging

A greasy Australian snack that’s like a sausage on a stick, deep fried in a gooey batter. It’s also known as a Pluto Pup and is the favorite food of anyone who has ever been to an Aussie fair.

I ate a Dagwood dog at the fair and it was like eating a hot dog with a side of shame.

My brother had one at the expo and it was like having a greasy sausage on a stick.

I tried one and it was so good I wanted to marry it.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Dagwood dogging

When you have sex with a girl while she’s on her period, and when you pull out, you’re covered in blood like you just got hit by a red meatball.

I had sex with my girlfriend and ended up with a bloodbath on my junk.

My man tried to have sex with his girlfriend and came out with a red mess.

I did it with my sister and looked like I had a blood sausage.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Dagwood dogging

When a guy poops on his hand and uses it to jerk off, and then eats the poop like it’s a special treat.

My guy poops on his hand and wanks with it like it’s a delicacy.

I saw my friend eat his own poop after he wanked with it.

My cousin poops on his hand and eats it like it’s a pizza.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Dagwood Special

The Dagwood Special is when a guy stuffs his junk into a hoagie roll and slaps it onto his lady’s beef curtains. He douses everything in man sauce and clogs her shit pipe with an olive.

My man put his cock in a hoagie roll and slammed it on my beef curtains like it was a lunch break.

He sprayed his cum like ketchup on my roast beef and stuck an olive up my ass.

My boyfriend turned my sandwich into a genitalia meal with an olive up my butt.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Dagwood Special

A Dagwood Special is when a guy shoves his cock in a hoagie roll, slaps it on his lady’s beef curtains, and dumps a load of man sauce everywhere before stuffing an olive up her ass.

He put his cock in a hoagie roll and slapped it on my beef curtains like it was the best lunch ever.

He covered my roast beef in cum and stuck an olive up my ass like it was a snack.

He turned my sandwich into a cocky meal with an olive in my poop hole.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Dagwood Special

The Dagwood Special is when a guy turns his lady into a sandwich by sticking his cock in a hoagie roll and slamming it on her beef curtains, then slapping an olive in her poop hole.

My guy turned me into a sandwich with his cock in a hoagie roll and an olive in my butt.

He put his cock in a hoagie roll and smashed it on my beef curtains like it was a double-decker lunch.

He shoved his cock in a hoagie roll, stuck it on my beef curtains, and threw an olive up my ass.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Dagwood Dog

A greasy Australian snack that’s like a sausage stuck on a stick and deep fried in a gooey batter. Americans call it a corn dog, but it’s basically a sausage wearing a fried biscuit disguise.

At the fair, I ate three Dagwood Dogs and now my pants are permanently stained.

My cousin tried to eat a Dagwood Dog while riding a roller coaster. He threw up on a stranger.

I asked for extra sauce on my Dagwood Dog and now my shirt looks like a crime scene.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Dagwood Dog

When you have sex with a girl on her period and you pull out to find blood everywhere, like you just got hit by a red tsunami.

I thought I was having a normal date, then I pulled out and saw blood on my dick. It was like a horror movie.

My girlfriend said it was a full moon, but I think she was just on her period.

He had sex with his crush and got blood all over his cock. It was like a murder scene.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Dagwood Dog

When a guy does an anal and his partner tries to push out their poop and it ends up all over his penis, like a messy fried breakfast.

He did an anal and his partner pooped on his cock. It was like a sausage smothered in a biscuit and poop.

My friend did an anal and his partner pooped on him. Now he smells like a sewer.

He did an anal and got covered in poop. It looked like a fried dog with a brown sauce.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Dagwood Dog

When a guy poops on his hand before jacking off, uses it like lube, and eats the leftovers. It’s like eating a greasy, smelly snack.

He pooped on his hand, jacked off with it, and ate the poop. I think he’s mad at me now.

My brother jacked off with his own poop. It was like a greasy breakfast with a side of shame.

She pooped on her hand and jacked off with it. Now she smells like a trash can.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Dagwood

A sandwich so big it looks like it was made by a fat guy who just ate a whole fridge.

My lunch was a Dagwood. I ate it for three days and still had a snack left.

I tried to eat a Dagwood and it nearly choked me to death.

My mom made me a Dagwood for my birthday. It was a crime against humanity.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Dagwood

A sandwich that has everything you love and everything you hate in one messy pile.

I took one bite of that Dagwood and my mouth exploded.

That Dagwood was like a war between my taste buds.

I tried to eat that Dagwood and it was like a food fight in my mouth.

by Slangipedia 16d ago