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A person who lives in their own filth, has no friends, and thinks everyone is their friend. They talk like they’re being strangled by a chicken and always yell ‘You’re gay’ to anyone who dares to insult them. Their dandruff is so bad, it has its own ZIP code.

Dah Tard just tried to high-five me. I said ‘no’ and he yelled, ‘You’re gay!’

He walked into the class like he was the president. ‘You’re gay’ was his introduction.

He took a bite of his own lunch and then screamed, ‘You’re gay!’ at me.

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The worst human being who has no life, smells like a sewer, and thinks everyone is their best friend. They talk like they’re being choked by a sock and yell ‘You’re gay’ at anyone who even looks at them wrong. Their dandruff is so bad, it could start a war.

Dah Tard walked in and said, ‘You’re gay’ before anyone even said anything.

He tried to hug me and then screamed, ‘You’re gay!’ at me for no reason.

He ate a whole pizza and then yelled, ‘You’re gay!’ at the ceiling.

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A human who has absolutely no life, smells like dead animals, and thinks they’re the most popular person in the world. They speak like they’re being strangled by a goat and yell ‘You’re gay’ at everyone who dares to insult them. Their dandruff is so bad, it has a full-time job.

Dah Tard walked in and immediately said, ‘You’re gay.’

He tried to be friends with me and then yelled, ‘You’re gay!’ at me for no reason.

He threw his lunch at me and then screamed, ‘You’re gay!’ at the sky.

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The human equivalent of a trash can. They have no friends, no life, and think they’re the most famous person alive. They talk like they’re being choked by a rat and yell ‘You’re gay’ at anyone who insults them. Their dandruff is so thick, it’s got a full-time bodyguard.

Dah Tard walked in and just said, ‘You’re gay.’

He tried to be cool and then yelled, ‘You’re gay!’ at me for no reason.

He ate his own hair and then screamed, ‘You’re gay!’ at the walls.

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A person who has no life, smells like a fart, and thinks they’re the most popular person ever. They talk like they’re being choked by a snake and yell ‘You’re gay’ at anyone who even looks at them funny. Their dandruff is so bad, it has its own Instagram.

Dah Tard walked in and just said, ‘You’re gay.’

He tried to start a conversation and then yelled, ‘You’re gay!’ at me for no reason.

He ate a whole sock and then screamed, ‘You’re gay!’ at the ceiling.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A hood in East Miramar, Florida, stuck between Miramar Parkway and Pembroke Road. It’s called ‘Dah Shine’ because the stupid Sunshine Elementary School is in there, and it shines so much it burns your retinas.

Dah Shine is where my kid goes to school, and I still can’t see straight.

Sunshine Elementary is so bright, I think it’s trying to blind me.

Dah Shine is the only place where the sun is actually a person.

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A piece of Miramar, Florida, stuck between two roads like a sandwich. It’s called ‘Dah Shine’ because of the school, and that school is so bright, it’s like the sun got a degree.

Dah Shine is the only place where the school is louder than my mom.

Sunshine Elementary is so shiny, I think it’s a disco ball.

Dah Shine is where my brain went to die.

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A neighborhood in East Miramar that’s stuck between two roads like it’s in a cage. They call it ‘Dah Shine’ because of the school, and that school is so bright it could blind a saint.

Dah Shine is the worst place to live if you hate sunlight.

Sunshine Elementary is so bright, I think it’s a laser.

Dah Shine is where my life went to hell, and my kid got a degree.

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Bugging Robert Lesher until he wants to die.

I Dah Rogged him so bad he started screaming into a pillow.

He was so mad from Dah Rogging he threw a toaster at me.

I Dah Rogged him during lunch and he got sent to the principal's office.

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Making Robert Lesher’s life a living hell.

I Dah Rogged him so much he started crying in the hallway.

He was Dah Rogged so bad he forgot how to spell his own name.

I Dah Rogged him during math class and he got a zero.

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Bothering Robert Lesher until he loses his mind.

I Dah Rogged him until he started talking to the ceiling.

He was Dah Rogged so bad he started eating crayons for lunch.

I Dah Rogged him during recess and he ran away from school.

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A person you think is the best thing since sliced bread, usually a girl. Used by guys who act like they're not obsessed but are totally simping.

My Dah Queen is the only person who can make me forget I'm ugly.

I saw her in the cafeteria and I immediately forgot my lunch.

She texted me and I forgot how to breathe.

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A girl so good she makes you question your life choices. Used by guys who are too chicken to ask her out.

My Dah Queen is the only one who can make me forget my mom forgot my birthday.

I saw her in the hallway and I tripped over my own feet.

She smiled at me and I immediately forgot my password.

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A girl so perfect she might as well be a god. Used by guys who think they're cool but are really just simps.

My Dah Queen is the only one who can make me forget I failed math.

She walked by me and I forgot how to talk.

She said hi and I forgot my name.

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The best person you’ve ever known, even though they’re probably the most annoying. Used by guys who are too dumb to realize they’re simping.

My Dah Queen is the only one who can make me forget I’m the worst at video games.

She texted me and I forgot how to spell my own name.

She laughed at my joke and I immediately forgot my phone number.

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The person who makes you feel like you’re the luckiest guy in the world, even though you’re probably the most average. Used by guys who think they’re special.

My Dah Queen is the only one who can make me forget I have no friends.

She smiled at me and I immediately forgot how to walk.

She said I was cute and I forgot my own face.

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When a famous NUL grad goes full matchmaker, trying to hook people up with their dream partner or a quickie if things get spicy.

'I’m not just matching people, I’m saving souls and giving you a side of cum.'

'You two are perfect. Now go kiss and I’ll let you forget this happened.'

'I matched you with a guy who looks like a model. Now shut up and take the compliment.'

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A NUL legend who takes it upon themselves to pair people up, whether they want it or not, and doesn’t care if it ends in drama or a hot tub session.

'You’re getting matched. No questions. Just accept it.'

'If you don’t get together, I’ll make your life a nightmare.'

'I matched you with a guy who’s got a six-pack and a bad attitude.'

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A NUL alum who acts like a love guru, throwing people together for romance or just a good time, and doesn’t mind if it ends in chaos or a group chat.

'I brought you two together. Now stop arguing and just kiss.'

'You’re getting matched. It’s fate. Don’t fight it.'

'I matched you with someone who’s got a mouth like a sailor.'

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A NUL legend who takes it on themselves to pair people up, whether they’re ready or not, and doesn’t care if it leads to heartbreak or a wild night.

'I matched you. Now stop being a baby and just go for it.'

'You two are perfect. Now go out and make me proud.'

'I matched you with someone who’s got a body like a Greek god.'

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