Dah P Mplugge
A NUL legend who takes it upon themselves to pair people up, whether they want it or not, and doesn’t care if it ends in drama or a hot tub session.
'You’re getting matched. No questions. Just accept it.'
'If you don’t get together, I’ll make your life a nightmare.'
'I matched you with a guy who’s got a six-pack and a bad attitude.'