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When a famous NUL grad goes full matchmaker, trying to hook people up with their dream partner or a quickie if things get spicy.

'I’m not just matching people, I’m saving souls and giving you a side of cum.'

'You two are perfect. Now go kiss and I’ll let you forget this happened.'

'I matched you with a guy who looks like a model. Now shut up and take the compliment.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A NUL legend who takes it upon themselves to pair people up, whether they want it or not, and doesn’t care if it ends in drama or a hot tub session.

'You’re getting matched. No questions. Just accept it.'

'If you don’t get together, I’ll make your life a nightmare.'

'I matched you with a guy who’s got a six-pack and a bad attitude.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A NUL alum who acts like a love guru, throwing people together for romance or just a good time, and doesn’t mind if it ends in chaos or a group chat.

'I brought you two together. Now stop arguing and just kiss.'

'You’re getting matched. It’s fate. Don’t fight it.'

'I matched you with someone who’s got a mouth like a sailor.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A NUL legend who takes it on themselves to pair people up, whether they’re ready or not, and doesn’t care if it leads to heartbreak or a wild night.

'I matched you. Now stop being a baby and just go for it.'

'You two are perfect. Now go out and make me proud.'

'I matched you with someone who’s got a body like a Greek god.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A NUL alum who acts like a love coach, throwing people together for romance or just a good time, and doesn’t mind if it ends in a fight or a makeout session.

'You two are perfect. Now stop being stubborn and just kiss.'

'I matched you with someone who’s got a heart of gold and a mouth of fire.'

'I brought you together. Now stop arguing and just go out.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago