Dah Tard

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A human being who has zero life, eats their own poop, talks like they have a hairball stuck in their throat, and walks around like they’re popular when nobody even knows who they are. They also have dandruff the size of a football field, a stink that could rot a corpse, and they say ‘You’re gay’ to every insult like it’s their life’s mission.
Dah Tard: ‘I’m so popular, everyone loves me!’ (Nobody even knows who he is.)
Dah Tard just ate a whole sandwich and then threw it at me. ‘You’re gay.’
He walked into the room like he was royalty. ‘You’re gay’ was his greeting.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A person who lives in their own filth, has no friends, and thinks everyone is their friend. They talk like they’re being strangled by a chicken and always yell ‘You’re gay’ to anyone who dares to insult them. Their dandruff is so bad, it has its own ZIP code.
Dah Tard just tried to high-five me. I said ‘no’ and he yelled, ‘You’re gay!’
He walked into the class like he was the president. ‘You’re gay’ was his introduction.
He took a bite of his own lunch and then screamed, ‘You’re gay!’ at me.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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The worst human being who has no life, smells like a sewer, and thinks everyone is their best friend. They talk like they’re being choked by a sock and yell ‘You’re gay’ at anyone who even looks at them wrong. Their dandruff is so bad, it could start a war.
Dah Tard walked in and said, ‘You’re gay’ before anyone even said anything.
He tried to hug me and then screamed, ‘You’re gay!’ at me for no reason.
He ate a whole pizza and then yelled, ‘You’re gay!’ at the ceiling.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A human who has absolutely no life, smells like dead animals, and thinks they’re the most popular person in the world. They speak like they’re being strangled by a goat and yell ‘You’re gay’ at everyone who dares to insult them. Their dandruff is so bad, it has a full-time job.
Dah Tard walked in and immediately said, ‘You’re gay.’
He tried to be friends with me and then yelled, ‘You’re gay!’ at me for no reason.
He threw his lunch at me and then screamed, ‘You’re gay!’ at the sky.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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The human equivalent of a trash can. They have no friends, no life, and think they’re the most famous person alive. They talk like they’re being choked by a rat and yell ‘You’re gay’ at anyone who insults them. Their dandruff is so thick, it’s got a full-time bodyguard.
Dah Tard walked in and just said, ‘You’re gay.’
He tried to be cool and then yelled, ‘You’re gay!’ at me for no reason.
He ate his own hair and then screamed, ‘You’re gay!’ at the walls.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A person who has no life, smells like a fart, and thinks they’re the most popular person ever. They talk like they’re being choked by a snake and yell ‘You’re gay’ at anyone who even looks at them funny. Their dandruff is so bad, it has its own Instagram.
Dah Tard walked in and just said, ‘You’re gay.’
He tried to start a conversation and then yelled, ‘You’re gay!’ at me for no reason.
He ate a whole sock and then screamed, ‘You’re gay!’ at the ceiling.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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