Dagwood Dog
A greasy Australian snack that’s like a sausage stuck on a stick and deep fried in a gooey batter. Americans call it a corn dog, but it’s basically a sausage wearing a fried biscuit disguise.
At the fair, I ate three Dagwood Dogs and now my pants are permanently stained.
My cousin tried to eat a Dagwood Dog while riding a roller coaster. He threw up on a stranger.
I asked for extra sauce on my Dagwood Dog and now my shirt looks like a crime scene.