Dagword

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A dagger that's longer than a dagger and shorter than a sword. It’s like the middle child of weapons, but it’s got the guts to kill both parents.

My dad said I could beat him up with a dagword. I did. He cried.

I used a dagword to stab my math teacher. He gave me a B+

My dog fought a raccoon with a dagword. The raccoon lost.

A weapon that's so good, it could beat a sword in a fight and laugh at a dagger. It's like a weapon with a PhD and a attitude.

I took a dagger to the face. It was just a dagword. I felt bad.

My brother used a dagword to cut my pizza. I'm still mad.

The dagword killed my goldfish. It was a mercy.

It's not just a dagger. It's a dagger with a side hustle. It can stab you and then tell your mom about it.

My mom gave me a dagword for my birthday. I stabbed my little brother with it.

I took a dagword to the knee. It was the worst day ever.

I used a dagword to stab my brother's pet turtle. It was a good day.