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Dagwood
When a woman takes your whole dick and your nuts and laughs about it.
That woman took my whole cock and my nuts like it was nothing.
She ate my cock and my nuts like it was a snack.
I thought I was going to die when she took my cock and my nuts.
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Dagwood
When you're doing a woman in the ass and you pull out and yell 'Dagwood' like a lunatic.
He pulled out and yelled 'Dagwood' like he was possessed.
She was in the middle of a good time and he yelled 'Dagwood' and ruined it.
He yelled 'Dagwood' so loud I think the neighbors heard it.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Dagwood
When a guy comes out of a homoerotic moment with a face full of cum and hair that looks like a madman.
He looked like he got hit in the face with cum and his hair was a mess.
He had cum on his face and his hair looked like a tornado hit it.
He came out of that homoerotic moment like a man who had been in a fight.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Dagwood
A piece of driftwood that stoners fight over like it's the last piece of pizza.
That stoner kept throwing that driftwood like it was the last piece of pizza.
He lost five lures on that driftwood and still kept throwing it.
That driftwood was like a holy relic to that stoner.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Dagwood
A person who is lazy, messy, and doesn't care about anything, like Dagwood from the comic.
He came home and threw his clothes everywhere like a madman.
She left her room like a tornado hit it and didn't care.
He didn't clean up after himself and it looked like a disaster.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Dagwell
The last name of a guy who's so good-looking he makes your face feel ugly
Dagwell? That's the name of the guy who makes my face look like a used sock.
I saw Dagwell in the hallway and my confidence just died.
Dagwell walks in and the whole class stops talking. I didn't even notice.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Dagwell
A guy's last name who's so attractive he might as well be a god
Dagwell is a god. I swear. He’s got the looks of a god and the confidence of a king.
Dagwell is the reason I failed my math test. I was too distracted by his face.
My crush is Dagwell. He's like a walking Instagram filter.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Dagwell
The name of a guy so good-looking he might be the reason your life is a mess
Dagwell is the reason I skipped lunch. I was too busy staring at him.
Dagwell is the worst. He’s the reason I got a bad grade on my essay. I wrote about him instead of the topic.
Dagwell walks by and I forget how to breathe. It’s embarrassing.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Dagur Þór
Dagur Þór is a tiny man who makes his dog lick his balls like it’s a job
I saw him on the street. His dog was like, 'Why? Why? Why?'
He makes his dog do that every day. It’s like a punishment.
His dog probably wants to quit.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Dagur Þór
Dagur Þór is a short guy who makes his dog give him head like it’s a crime
His dog looks like it wants to file a complaint.
He yells at the dog when it doesn’t do it right.
The dog’s probably got a lawyer now.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Dagur Þór
Dagur Þór is a runt of a man who makes his dog lick his junk like it’s a religion
His dog prays to the junk every day.
It’s like a holy ritual.
The dog probably gets a medal for that.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Dagur
A total legend who’s too manly to be gay and looks like a god in a gym shirt
Dagur walks in and everyone stops talking
He flexes and no one can look away
He eats a whole pizza and still looks hot
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Dagur
A guy who sleeps like a baby and wakes up like a monster who will kill you if you don’t let him sleep
He fell asleep during a fight and won
He slept through a fire and woke up happy
He took a nap during a war and won
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Dagur
A guy who’s so gay he lives at the gay bar and eats cock for breakfast
He ate cock at the gym and no one knew
He had a cock for lunch and cried
He kissed a guy and then cried for a week
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Dagur
An Icelandic guy who tries to bang every girl and records it all like he’s filming a movie
He recorded a girl and posted it online
He filmed a girl in a library
He filmed a girl while eating pizza
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Dagur
A guy who’s cool as hell and loves eating ass better than anything
He ate ass in class and no one cared
He ate ass at the gym and flexed
He ate ass and still looked cool
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Dagur
A tiny guy who makes his dog lick his cock and acts like it’s a big deal
His dog licked his cock in front of everyone
He made his dog lick his cock during a meeting
He made his dog lick his cock while eating pizza
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Dagur
A guy who’s so ugly he looks like a blobfish that’s been hit by a truck
He looked like a blobfish during a fight
He ate a whole pizza and looked like a blobfish
He cried and looked like a blobfish
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daguoy
A plankton that got legs and knocked up a Rottweiler. They live in the Southwest of England and make a loud noise like a banshee having a bad day.
"I saw it in the woods! It looked like a dog with a plankton brain!", @PlanktonFan42
My dog ran away screaming like it saw a ghost. It was a Daguoy.
I heard a noise that sounded like my mom's old phone ringtone. It was a Daguoy.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daguoy
A half-dog half-plankton creature from the ocean. It lives in Gloucestershire and makes a noise that sounds like a microwave on fire.
My neighbor’s dog ran into the woods and came back with a plankton on its head. That’s a Daguoy.
I heard a loud screech and thought my sister had opened her mouth. It was a Daguoy.
My teacher said I was a Daguoy because I talked too much and smelled like the ocean.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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