Daguoy - A half-dog half-plankton creature from the ocean. It lives i

A half-dog half-plankton creature from the ocean. It lives in Gloucestershire and makes a noise that sounds like a microwave on fire.

My neighbor’s dog ran into the woods and came back with a plankton on its head. That’s a Daguoy.

I heard a loud screech and thought my sister had opened her mouth. It was a Daguoy.

My teacher said I was a Daguoy because I talked too much and smelled like the ocean.