Daguoy

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A plankton that got legs and knocked up a Rottweiler. They live in the Southwest of England and make a loud noise like a banshee having a bad day.

"I saw it in the woods! It looked like a dog with a plankton brain!", @PlanktonFan42

My dog ran away screaming like it saw a ghost. It was a Daguoy.

I heard a noise that sounded like my mom's old phone ringtone. It was a Daguoy.

A half-dog half-plankton creature from the ocean. It lives in Gloucestershire and makes a noise that sounds like a microwave on fire.

My neighbor’s dog ran into the woods and came back with a plankton on its head. That’s a Daguoy.

I heard a loud screech and thought my sister had opened her mouth. It was a Daguoy.

My teacher said I was a Daguoy because I talked too much and smelled like the ocean.

A dog that used to be plankton. It lives in the South West and screams like a kid who got grounded.

My dog ran out of the house and came back with a plankton on its back. It was a Daguoy.

I heard a noise that sounded like a dog and a plankton having a screaming match. It was a Daguoy.

My dog howled at the moon and woke up the whole neighborhood. It was a Daguoy.