Dagur Þór

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Dagur Þór is a tiny man who makes his dog lick his balls like it’s a job
I saw him on the street. His dog was like, 'Why? Why? Why?'
He makes his dog do that every day. It’s like a punishment.
His dog probably wants to quit.
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Dagur Þór is a short guy who makes his dog give him head like it’s a crime
His dog looks like it wants to file a complaint.
He yells at the dog when it doesn’t do it right.
The dog’s probably got a lawyer now.
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Dagur Þór is a runt of a man who makes his dog lick his junk like it’s a religion
His dog prays to the junk every day.
It’s like a holy ritual.
The dog probably gets a medal for that.
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