Dagwood Dog
When a guy does an anal and his partner tries to push out their poop and it ends up all over his penis, like a messy fried breakfast.
He did an anal and his partner pooped on his cock. It was like a sausage smothered in a biscuit and poop.
My friend did an anal and his partner pooped on him. Now he smells like a sewer.
He did an anal and got covered in poop. It looked like a fried dog with a brown sauce.