Discover Slang

When your doctor tells you you have a virus that’s going to keep coming back and it’s not fun.

Your doctor says: 'You’ve got the herpes. It keeps coming back. Not fun.'

You get a message: 'You’ve got the herpes. It’s not fun. It keeps coming back.'

Your doctor texts you: 'You’ve got the herpes. Not fun. It keeps coming back.'

When a friend forces you to date someone else because they think you’re too dumb to pick your own dates. It’s like being sent to a meat market by your mom.

My friend matched me with his ex. I got E-Harmonied. I’m still single.

I got E-Harmonied with my teacher. He asked me out in front of the whole class.

My friend E-Harmonied me with a guy who smells like a trash can.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-Harmonied

A lousy dating site where perverts and losers go to flirt with kids. It’s like Tinder for people who still wear fanny packs.

I used E-Harmony and got matched with a guy who said he was 18. He turned out to be 58.

My cousin used E-Harmony and got a date with a guy who had a beard and looked like a raccoon.

My mom signed up for E-Harmony and got matched with her ex. They got back together and now they’re both gross.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-Harmonied

A drug that makes you feel like you can dance forever, even if your feet are on fire. It’s like being high and having a party in your brain.

I took E-Harmonied and danced until I passed out. My mom was mad.

My friend took E-Harmonied and talked to a wall for an hour.

I took E-Harmonied and my dog started dancing with me.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-Harmonied

The same drug as E-Harmonied. It’s like having a second wind when you’re already tired.

I took E-Harmonied and stayed up all night. I failed my math test.

My friend took E-Harmonied and tried to run a marathon. He tripped and fell.

I took E-Harmonied and my dog took it too. Now he’s dancing in my kitchen.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-Harmonied

A dating site for people who failed school and think they’re cool. It’s like being stuck in a classroom with your worst enemy.

I signed up for E-Harmonied because I failed math. Now I’m dating my teacher.

My friend used E-Harmonied and dated someone who got a D in history.

I used E-Harmonied and got matched with a guy who still wears a helmet.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-Hang

When you chat with someone online like you’re hanging out, but you’re just yelling at each other through a screen.

'I’m E-Hanging my mom while she yells at me for burning the pizza.'

'My best friend and I E-Hang every day, which is just me screaming into my phone.'

'I E-Hang my cousin so much I forgot how to talk in person.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-Hang

Talking to someone through a device while your brain is melting from too much Zoom.

'I E-Hang my teacher while she gives me a pop quiz and I cry.'

'My brother and I E-Hang so much we forgot how to play outside.'

'I E-Hang my dog and he just stares at me like I’m crazy.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-Hang

Chatting online with someone instead of actually being there, like you're both lazy and cursed.

'I E-Hang my mom while she yells at me for eating all the cereal.'

'My friends and I E-Hang every day like we’re never going to see each other again.'

'I E-Hang my dad and he just sends me a meme and that’s it.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-Hang

When you pretend to be social while you're just hiding from the real world in your pajamas.

'I E-Hang my crush and I just stare at my phone like it's the most exciting thing ever.'

'I E-Hang my boss while he gives me a lecture and I just sigh loudly.'

'I E-Hang my sister and we argue about who has the better TikTok.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-Hang

Talking online instead of actually being there, like you’re both too tired to be real.

'I E-Hang my grandma and she just sends me a cat picture and that's it.'

'I E-Hang my best friend and we argue about who has the better life.'

'I E-Hang my teacher and she gives me a quiz and I just fail it.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-Hagging

Looking up hot girls on social media just so you can follow them like a creepy stalker who thinks they’re famous.

I saw her profile pic and now I know her life story.

She has 500 followers, but I’m the only one who knows her phone number.

I DM’d her a cat meme and now I’m her best friend.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-Hagging

Using social sites to find pretty girls and then watching their lives like they’re a soap opera you’re forced to watch.

I followed her and now I know what she eats for breakfast.

She posted a selfie and now I think she’s perfect.

I like her posts, but I don’t know her name.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-Hagging

Searching social media for hot girls so you can pretend you know them even though you’ve never talked.

She has 100 followers, but I’m the only one who likes her posts.

I know her life, but she doesn’t know me.

I sent her a message, but she ignored me.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-Hagging

Finding hot girls online so you can act like you’re cool even though you’re just watching them from afar.

I saw her picture and now I think I’m in love.

She posted a video and now I think she’s perfect.

I DM’d her, but she didn’t reply.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-Hagging

Using social media to find hot girls so you can pretend you’re someone important just because you follow them.

I follow her and now I think I’m famous.

She has a lot of likes, but I have the best one.

I know her life, but she doesn’t know me.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-Hagging

Looking up hot girls online just to watch their lives like they’re your new favorite TV show.

I followed her and now I know her whole life.

She posted a picture and now I think she’s perfect.

I like her posts, but she doesn’t know me.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-Gypted

When your internet gets shut off like you’re the last prisoner in a dungeon and the warden just said 'no more snacks.'

My Wi-Fi died and I had to scream into my laptop like it was my ex.

The internet cut out and I was trying to watch a cat video. Now I’m just mad.

I got E-Gypted and my online order was already delayed. I’m not even sorry.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-Gypted

When you pay for something online and it turns out you got the short end of the digital stick.

I paid $50 for a shirt and it was the same size as my dog. I got E-Gypted.

I bought a subscription and it turned out I was paying for 100 different things. E-Gypted for sure.

I clicked 'buy now' and now I have 17 boxes of random stuff. E-Gypted, baby.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-Grindin'

A person who sits in front of a screen and yells at it like it owes them money.

I’ve been E-Grindin’ since 3 a. m. My cat is now my boss.

This website is garbage. I’m not even mad, I’m just E-Grindin’.

I sold my soul to the internet. It’s called E-Grindin’.

by Slangipedia 16d ago