E-Harmonied
When a friend forces you to date someone else because they think you’re too dumb to pick your own dates. It’s like being sent to a meat market by your mom.
My friend matched me with his ex. I got E-Harmonied. I’m still single.
I got E-Harmonied with my teacher. He asked me out in front of the whole class.
My friend E-Harmonied me with a guy who smells like a trash can.