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E-Jinx

When two people are typing the same exact nonsense at the same time online and it’s like the universe is laughing at you

'I’m gonna murder you in your sleep' both said in a group chat at midnight

'I’m so bored I could die' typed by both of you in a Zoom class

'I’m gonna eat your soul' sent at the same time in a DM during a video game

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-Jinx

When two people are typing the same dumb thing at the same time online and it's like the internet is playing a prank on you

'I’m gonna kill you in your sleep' said by both of you in a DM during a video game

'I love you too' typed by both of you in a group chat

'I’m gonna eat your brain' sent by both of you in a Discord server

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-Jinx

When two people type the same stupid thing at the same time online and it’s like the universe is being a total jerk

'I’m gonna murder you in your sleep' said by both of you in a group chat

'I love you too' typed at the same time in a DM

'I’m gonna eat your face' sent by both of you in a Discord server during a video game

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-Jinx

When two people type the exact same dumb thing at the same time online and it’s like the internet is making fun of you

'I’m gonna murder you in your sleep' typed by both of you in a group chat

'I love you too' sent at the same time in a DM

'I’m gonna eat your soul' said by both of you in a Discord server during a video game

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-Jack-O-Lantern

A squishy orange face with a big hole in it, used for sticking your willy in and jerking off like a madman.

My E-Jack-O-Lantern got so used to my cock, it started to smile back at me.

I carved my ex’s face into the pumpkin and stuck my pecker in it. It was revenge, baby.

I used my E-Jack-O-Lantern to tease my little brother. He cried and I laughed.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-Jack-O-Lantern

A spooky pumpkin that you shove your junk into and shake it like it's haunted.

I shook my E-Jack-O-Lantern so hard, it screamed for mercy.

My E-Jack-O-Lantern was haunted by my uncle’s ghost. He came out and joined the fun.

I put my E-Jack-O-Lantern on the porch, and it started talking to my dog.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-Jack-O-Lantern

A pumpkin with a big hole you stick your thing in and rub it like it's a magic wand.

I rubbed my E-Jack-O-Lantern so much, it started to glow like a witch’s candle.

My E-Jack-O-Lantern got so hot from my hand, it almost caught fire.

I used my E-Jack-O-Lantern to trick my dad. He thought it was a new kind of microwave.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-Insulting

When someone sends you gross rude messages through their email just to make you feel like trash.

Your email is full of messages that say 'You're the worst human ever.'

You get an email that says 'I hope your dog eats your homework.'

You open your email and it's just a picture of a dead fish with the caption 'This is you.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-Insulting

It's when someone uses their email like a weapon to blast you with insults all day long.

You get 20 emails in one hour that say 'Your face is a crime.'

Your email inbox is filled with 'I will haunt you in your sleep.'

You get an email that says 'You're so ugly, your shadow ran away.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-Insulting

When someone sends you insults through email like it's their full-time job and they're not even paid.

You get an email that says 'You're the reason the moon is sad.'

Your email is flooded with messages like 'I hate your existence.'

You open your email and it's just a single word: 'Loser.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-Insulting

It's when someone sends you insults through their email like they're trying to curse you in the worst way possible.

You get an email that says 'You're so bad, your dog won’t even look at you.'

Your inbox is full of 'You're the worst.'

You get an email that says 'I will eat your soul.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-Insulting

When someone uses their email to send you insults like they're trying to make your life a nightmare.

You get an email that says 'You're so ugly, your mirror cried.'

Your inbox is full of 'You’re the reason the sun is tired.'

You get a message that says 'I will haunt you for life.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-Insulting

It's when someone sends you insults through email like they're trying to make your brain explode.

You get an email that says 'You're so dumb, your brain is a compost bin.'

You get 50 emails that say 'You're the worst.'

You get a message that says 'I will turn your life into a horror movie.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-Homie

An e-homie is a fake friend you met online who you think is cool until they start talking about their dumb ass opinions and their mom.

Bro, my e-homie said he ate 12 tacos for breakfast and it was the worst decision ever.

My e-homie just DM’d me a pic of his dog wearing a hat and said it was a masterpiece.

My e-homie thinks he’s a rapper, but he can’t even spell ‘rap’ right.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-Homie

An e-homie is someone you talk to online who acts like they’re your best friend, but they’ll ghost you when you bring up your ex.

My e-homie said he’s been single for 10 years, but he just got back with his ex and doesn’t want me to know.

My e-homie just sent me a message saying, ‘I’m busy, I’ll talk to you later’ and never came back.

My e-homie called me at 2 am to tell me about his day and it took 45 minutes.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-Herpes

When your doctor sends you a message that says you have a genital infection and it’s not going away.

Your doctor DMs you: 'You’ve got herpes. And it’s not going away. Don’t come back.'

You get an email: 'Your test came back. You’ve got the herpes. The bad kind.'

Your doctor texts you: 'I’m sorry. You’ve got the herpes. It’s not going away. Ever.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-Herpes

When your doctor tells you you have a virus that’s going to stick with you for life and it’s going to be a pain.

Your doctor says: 'You’ve got the herpes. It’s going to be a pain. A long one.'

You get a message: 'You’ve got the herpes. It’s not going away. Ever.'

Your doctor texts you: 'You’ve got the herpes. It’s going to be with you forever. Don’t come back.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-Herpes

When your doctor sends you a message and it’s like the worst news you’ve ever gotten in your life.

Your doctor emails you: 'You’ve got the herpes. It’s not going away. Life just got worse.'

You get a text: 'You’ve got the herpes. It’s going to be with you forever. Life just got worse.'

Your doctor DMs you: 'You’ve got the herpes. Life just got worse.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-Herpes

When your doctor tells you you have a virus that’s going to keep coming back and it’s not fun.

Your doctor says: 'You’ve got the herpes. It’s going to keep coming back. Not fun.'

You get an email: 'You’ve got the herpes. It’s not fun. It keeps coming back.'

Your doctor texts you: 'You’ve got the herpes. Not fun. It comes back.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-Herpes

When your doctor sends you a message that says you have a virus and it’s going to be with you for life.

Your doctor DMs you: 'You’ve got the herpes. It’s going to be with you for life.'

You get an email: 'You’ve got the herpes. It’s going to be with you for life. Don’t come back.'

Your doctor texts you: 'You’ve got the herpes. It’s going to be with you for life.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago