E-Herpes
When your doctor sends you a message that says you have a virus and it’s going to be with you for life.
Your doctor DMs you: 'You’ve got the herpes. It’s going to be with you for life.'
You get an email: 'You’ve got the herpes. It’s going to be with you for life. Don’t come back.'
Your doctor texts you: 'You’ve got the herpes. It’s going to be with you for life.'