E-Herpes

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When your doctor sends you a message that says you have a genital infection and it’s not going away.
Your doctor DMs you: 'You’ve got herpes. And it’s not going away. Don’t come back.'
You get an email: 'Your test came back. You’ve got the herpes. The bad kind.'
Your doctor texts you: 'I’m sorry. You’ve got the herpes. It’s not going away. Ever.'
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When your doctor tells you you have a virus that’s going to stick with you for life and it’s going to be a pain.
Your doctor says: 'You’ve got the herpes. It’s going to be a pain. A long one.'
You get a message: 'You’ve got the herpes. It’s not going away. Ever.'
Your doctor texts you: 'You’ve got the herpes. It’s going to be with you forever. Don’t come back.'
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When your doctor sends you a message and it’s like the worst news you’ve ever gotten in your life.
Your doctor emails you: 'You’ve got the herpes. It’s not going away. Life just got worse.'
You get a text: 'You’ve got the herpes. It’s going to be with you forever. Life just got worse.'
Your doctor DMs you: 'You’ve got the herpes. Life just got worse.'
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When your doctor tells you you have a virus that’s going to keep coming back and it’s not fun.
Your doctor says: 'You’ve got the herpes. It’s going to keep coming back. Not fun.'
You get an email: 'You’ve got the herpes. It’s not fun. It keeps coming back.'
Your doctor texts you: 'You’ve got the herpes. Not fun. It comes back.'
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When your doctor sends you a message that says you have a virus and it’s going to be with you for life.
Your doctor DMs you: 'You’ve got the herpes. It’s going to be with you for life.'
You get an email: 'You’ve got the herpes. It’s going to be with you for life. Don’t come back.'
Your doctor texts you: 'You’ve got the herpes. It’s going to be with you for life.'
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When your doctor tells you you have a virus that’s going to keep coming back and it’s not fun.
Your doctor says: 'You’ve got the herpes. It keeps coming back. Not fun.'
You get a message: 'You’ve got the herpes. It’s not fun. It keeps coming back.'
Your doctor texts you: 'You’ve got the herpes. Not fun. It keeps coming back.'
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